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Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
Philadelphia Weekly ^
| 04/21/2008
Posted on 04/21/2008 11:03:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)
When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.
But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."
"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
You grab that ass of life, girl!
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.
TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: assoflife; chelsea; clinton; firstprincess; homosexualagenda; kneepadbrigade; plasticsurgery
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Photo via Brett Lieberman, Pennsyltucky Politics
To: Responsibility2nd
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass. Doesn't entering a gay bar constitute consent???
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:05:51 AM PDT
by
Always Right
(Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
To: Responsibility2nd
What does that mean, exactly? “The Ass of Life”
To: Always Right
Bill might be visiting soon.
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:06:51 AM PDT
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Checkmate Cruiser")
To: Responsibility2nd
The last time I saw a face like that I was taking a hook out of it’s mouth.
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:07:13 AM PDT
by
traumer
To: Responsibility2nd
"nobody's calling Chelsea ugly now"
I beg to disagree.
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:07:12 AM PDT
by
yarddog
To: Responsibility2nd
Its best to not say anything:-)
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:07:15 AM PDT
by
geo40xyz
(McCain, Obama or Hillarybeast possibility of 4 Supreme Court Justices, Gore @UN. The WINNER is?)
To: I'm ALL Right!
They were misquoted, they actually said “pimple on the ass of the world”
To: I'm ALL Right!
That might make for a good tagline, right?
But I guess you would have to be gay, so nevermind.
To: Responsibility2nd
But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now.You want to bet?!
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:08:05 AM PDT
by
kcvl
To: yarddog
"nobody's calling Chelsea ugly now"To call her 'ugly' would be an insult to ugly people.
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:08:15 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(11+7+15=3 Heismans)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:08:20 AM PDT
by
MBB1984
To: geo40xyz
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:08:31 AM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: Responsibility2nd
I'm sure she does feel comfortable around homosexuals, she has spent her whole life around her mom's "Friends".
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:08:46 AM PDT
by
WesternPacific
(I am tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!)
To: Responsibility2nd
>"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea
I once rubbed a girl's
ear lobe and the girl freaked out.
Had I grabbed her ass
I might have been killed.
It's getting complicated
feeling up the girls . . .
To: Responsibility2nd
But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. I am. Lots of FReepers are. And many, many others. She's UGLY.
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:09:54 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: yarddog
"nobody's calling Chelsea ugly now....."
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:10:23 AM PDT
by
traumer
To: Responsibility2nd
She also has the “double chin of life” too.
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:10:48 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Reagan would have never said "She's my girl")
To: Responsibility2nd
Great story. Just sent it to my Short List. (I don’t want to corrupt the others.)
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posted on
04/21/2008 11:11:24 AM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
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