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I needed a laugh right before going to sleep.
1 posted on 04/13/2008 9:05:51 PM PDT by nuconvert
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To: nuconvert

“Iran preparing package to help resolve world problems”

ROTFLMAO!!!
The first thing that comes to mind is that they’re preparing some nukes to blow Israel off the face of the map, thereby ending all the strife in the Middle East.


2 posted on 04/13/2008 9:09:11 PM PDT by Fox_Mulder77
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To: nuconvert

but don’t open it before Christmas ... then you infidels er, ah, leaders will get a big surprise.


3 posted on 04/13/2008 9:09:42 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Who Would Montgomery Brewster Choose?)
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To: nuconvert
Iran Self-Annihilates?

Stimulating thought.

4 posted on 04/13/2008 9:11:32 PM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: nuconvert

How lucky can we be. Conservative Islam attacks the Liberal West, and Western Conservatives have to pick up the slack in pushing back Islam, as our Western Liberals just want to be friends with these animals.

No good deed goes unpunished.


5 posted on 04/13/2008 9:16:46 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: nuconvert

The world is waiting with baited(?) breath. ;-)


6 posted on 04/13/2008 9:20:07 PM PDT by doc1019 (Acts 16:31, Romans 10:13 ... nuff said.)
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To: nuconvert

Why of course, Persia has always led the way in resolving the world’s problems.

[WTF are those ragheads smokin’ in Tehran anyway?]


7 posted on 04/13/2008 9:20:25 PM PDT by mkjessup (Carter would have 'certified' elections in the American Colonies as choosing loyalty to King George.)
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To: nuconvert

1.Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Iran’s Supreme Leader(true executive of the government)
2.President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (dogged by criticism of his administration’s mismanagement and incompetence)
(Order of their importance)

POLITICS: Iran’s Engineered Elections
By Khody Akhavi
Eighty-eight seats remain up-for-grabs in the run-off elections scheduled for Apr. 25.

WASHINGTON, Apr 9 (IPS) - The results of Iran’s eighth parliamentary elections were never meant to be a cliffhanger — the hard-line camp of fiery President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came out on top; moderate conservatives maintained their stake; reformists were demoralised.

And everyone else was on vacation.
http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=41920


8 posted on 04/13/2008 9:24:18 PM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: nuconvert

They do it, say goodbye to Iran, Mecca and Medina.

That is, if Israel still exists.

And Bush has the brass.


10 posted on 04/13/2008 9:52:24 PM PDT by wastedyears (The US Military is what goes Bump in the night.)
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“Iran preparing package to help resolve world problems”

Well that sure makes me feel optimistic — world peace must be right around the corner.

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http://www.truthusa.com/IRAN.html

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I’m feeling generous tonight, so here’s an info package for Iran.

Note: The following text is a quote:

http://www.mnf-iraq.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=18429&Itemid=21

Press Release A080413b
April 13, 2008

Coalition Forces capture Iraqi criminal suspected of being trained in Iran

BAGHDAD, Iraq – Coalition forces detained an Iraqi citizen suspected of being an Iranian-trained intelligence operative, along with three other Iraqi criminals Sunday during operations near Balad.

The targeted individual allegedly collected intelligence on Coalition forces and airbases and delivered it to Iranian intelligence agents.

Intelligence led ground forces to the target area where they captured the wanted individual and the other suspected criminals without incident.

“Coalition forces will continue to seek out and bring to justice suspected criminals such as this individual who ignore the rule of law and threaten the security of Iraq,” said Cmdr. Scott Rye, MNF-I spokesman.

- 30 -


11 posted on 04/13/2008 9:56:17 PM PDT by Cindy
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"Your mission, Jim, if you decide to accept it, will be to bring about the destruction of the Iranian nuclear facilities, and the elimination of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as a threat to the West. As always, if any of your IM Force are captured or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of their actions. Good Luck, Jim.....This tape will self-destruct in five seconds."
13 posted on 04/13/2008 10:15:37 PM PDT by Deo volente
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The “package” is constructed primarily of 50 or so kilograms of a refined, extremely heavy metal...


16 posted on 04/14/2008 12:50:21 AM PDT by FredZarguna (PA, employed since 1970. Happily living the American dream. Atheist. But I DO have lots of guns!)
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To: nuconvert

These guys have a huge ambition to reclaim their place of dominance. And the solution to all the world’s problems will be quite simple and easy. Bend on your knees, bow and declare your submission to their flavor of god (which is simply a cover for totalitarian political control).
You could argue these folks are going through reformation pangs. We shall see. Nothing reforms until Iran’s mullocracy suffers a suprising twist of his fate.


17 posted on 04/14/2008 8:03:54 AM PDT by kinghorse
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