Posted on 03/31/2008 1:49:51 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
I can see it now....Nancy Pelosi says America will provide toilets to the world.
Only in San Fransisco.....
watch for bathroom prices to inflate as investors start buying toilet futures.
I think the Pravda reporter who wrote this if full of crap.
Who would stoop to such a thing?
We need regulation of the toilet futures market & dirivitives so we don’t get a toilet crisis ala mortgage crisis.
900 percent?
The thought of profits like that makes me flush with excitement - or maybe it’s just gas.
It’s a $#&ty job, but someone has to do it.
the feds need to start budgeting for toilet bailouts if there isn’t more regulation.
It’s a toliet bubble that’s fix’n to burst.
Just pick one.
Al: Bud, sit down. Let me tell you the story of the Ferguson. Now these babies were made in Maine, you know, at the little Ferguson factory. It's the Stradivarius of toilets. And my Dad could play it like a violin.
Yup, I'll never forget the time my dad took me to Maine to visit the factory. I had to go to the bathroom. And I begged him to pull into a truck stop. He said no, wait until we get there! It'll be worth it! It was!
Bud: Excuse me, Dad, but a toilet is a toilet.
Al: (grimacing) Bud... the toilets today aren't worthy of the name! They come in designer colors... they're too low! When you flush them, they make this weak, almost apologetic sound. But not the Ferguson. It only comes in white. And when you flush it... BaaaWOOOSH! That's a man's flush, Bud. A Ferguson says, "I'm a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot." Oh, if only a Ferguson could speak, the tales it would tell!
With all of the money you can make, you will never be in arrears - err so to speak.
I’m quite sure that clean water remains the #1 problem in the third world.
LOL!!!!
the sewage utilization
These two did not translate well...
Al Gore needs to get right on this....I’m sure CO2 is involved.
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