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1 posted on 03/28/2008 2:25:56 PM PDT by kingattax
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Just when think that you were the only person that ever happened to.


2 posted on 03/28/2008 2:27:01 PM PDT by Biblebelter (Barry, let your Uncle Jeremiah speak publicly, so he can set the record straight himself.)
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To: kingattax

This could be his first step on the road to sobriety.

He’s lucky to be alive.

It would cure me.


3 posted on 03/28/2008 2:27:26 PM PDT by Califreak (Hangin' with Hunter-under the bus "Dread and Circuses")
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Is “garbage truck” a euphemism for “fat chick”?
4 posted on 03/28/2008 2:28:09 PM PDT by Thrusher (Remember the Mog.)
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This is what Larry Miller would call, “Level 5.”


5 posted on 03/28/2008 2:28:22 PM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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To: kingattax

As comedian Dave Attell would say: “Jager!”


6 posted on 03/28/2008 2:28:30 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (http://www.fourfriedchickensandacoke.blogspot.com)
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I'm going to review my surroundings right now just to be safe.. Everything seems fine, whew!

7 posted on 03/28/2008 2:29:39 PM PDT by I see my hands (_8(|)
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I believe the term "gentleman" is being used a bit loosely here--LOL! Glad the guy is okay. Maybe he will change his ways a bit now.

Personally, if I were in this fella's shoes, I'd take this experience as a message from God.

9 posted on 03/28/2008 2:30:00 PM PDT by basil (Support the Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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Almost a Darwin Award winner...


10 posted on 03/28/2008 2:31:08 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (Dear RNC: Not one Conservative Candidate? Not one "RED" penny)
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Some poor lawyer missed a payday suing the garbage collector.


11 posted on 03/28/2008 2:31:37 PM PDT by Mark was here (The earth is bipolar.)
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Bowen, who wouldn't tell police who his drinking pals were

I think he wants to handle them himself.

12 posted on 03/28/2008 2:32:30 PM PDT by tsmith130
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‘”I’m just glad it turned out the way it did,” Green said. “We didn’t have a body that was dead. We had a body that was talking.” ‘

Genius.


13 posted on 03/28/2008 2:32:32 PM PDT by BGHater ($2300 is the limit of your Free Speech.)
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dontcha hate when that happens


15 posted on 03/28/2008 2:35:57 PM PDT by nuconvert (There are bad people in the pistachio business.)
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You know you had to much drink the night before when.....


16 posted on 03/28/2008 2:37:15 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: kingattax

I just hate it when that happens.


20 posted on 03/28/2008 2:41:24 PM PDT by TruthWillWin
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This almost happened where I work. We had a man that liked to dig in the trash. He was a little unbalanced in the head. Anyway, one day I was cleaning out my office and carried an armload of trash to the dumpster. I tossed it in and pushed the button to start the compactor. I saw some trash inside the dumpster move and hit the emergency stop just as this nutcase crawled out from under trash in the rear of the dumpster. He spent half the day in the office getting butt chewed and was eventually fired. He wasn’t drunk; just stupid.


23 posted on 03/28/2008 2:42:33 PM PDT by Melinda in TN
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"This gentleman was extremely intoxicated," he said.

Well duh!

28 posted on 03/28/2008 2:47:13 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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There’s a famous scene in a movie where Steve McQueen and Ali McGraw escape the cops via a dump truck and get thrown out with the trash out on Staten Island. Wish I could remember the name...


32 posted on 03/28/2008 2:58:51 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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With pals like that who needs enemies?


33 posted on 03/28/2008 3:00:08 PM PDT by unixfox (The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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Those Star Wars reenactments can get dangerous, especially if R2D2 has gone home early...


35 posted on 03/28/2008 3:02:46 PM PDT by Zeppo (Every mighty mild... seventies child... Beats me (Metric - Combat Baby))
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To: kingattax
justice is so poetic.
36 posted on 03/28/2008 3:05:57 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Free New York)
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