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Police Arrest Illinois Man for Stealing Van Filled With Doughnuts
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| March 21, 2008
Posted on 03/21/2008 1:32:58 PM PDT by kingattax
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:32:59 PM PDT
by
kingattax
To: kingattax
Mmmm, donuts...
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:34:03 PM PDT
by
JasonC
To: kingattax
I BET THERE WAS A HIGH SPEED CHASE!...............
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:34:30 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
To: kingattax
Descriptions of the man included “overweight”, “yellow skin”, “bald”, and he yelled “D’oh!” when he hit a curb making his getaway.
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:34:40 PM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: kingattax
There are two crimes: One is the guy stealing them. The other is the guy for not protecting them. We are going to eat doughnuts in Heaven, you know.
To: JasonC
To: kingattax
PERP
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:35:09 PM PDT
by
Justice
To: kingattax
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:35:23 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: JasonC
There's a good joke in here somewhere.......
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:35:27 PM PDT
by
Emperor Palpatine
("There is no civility, only politics.")
To: kingattax; Ezekiel
Other officers joined in, and the chase stretched into Tama County"Stop in the name of jelly fillings!"
To: kingattax
Just wait for someone to order 227 large coffees from Starbucks and you’ve got your guy.
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:37:07 PM PDT
by
joebuck
(Finitum non capax infinitum!)
To: All
Make sure someone dusts the powdered sugar ones for prints.
To: kingattax
Among the major don’t in life, one of the biggest is not to steal a loaded donut truck. You’ll get every cop and state trooper available after you. And you deserve it, because you’re stealing their major food supply.
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:39:29 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: kingattax
That’s a serious crime there. I bet they’ll throw the book at him.
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:41:33 PM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: kingattax
The bakery donated the doughnuts to the officers involved in the chase. Let's milk that stereotype a bit longer...
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:41:57 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: kingattax
This is a chase where all available officers joined in.
To: kingattax
LOL! :D ....the Jokes/Headlines, Just write themselves. :)
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:42:31 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you...our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
To: kingattax
![](http://lonestartimes.com/images/Benzion/July_06/Chief_Wiggums.jpg)
"Good work boys..that was a close one"
To: kingattax
That happens every now and then in illinois
Favorite targets are outfits that do doughnuts for convienence stores throughout the state.
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:45:53 PM PDT
by
Cheapskate
(Still backing Hunter"I refuse to be fitted with collar and chain, and given a pat on the back")
To: kingattax
The statute requires a 13 year sentence. (bakers dozen?)
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posted on
03/21/2008 1:48:09 PM PDT
by
gorush
(Exterminate the Moops!)
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