I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that pimp with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Sellin' little tarts to me...I'm Client Number Nine!
I told her that I was a flop with chicks
I've been this way since 1986
She looked at my equipment and she made a magic sign
She said "What you need is some tricks tonight...my Client Number Nine!"
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
"Like Clinton, I'm gonna do you right here at the sink"
It smelled like turpentine and it wasn't quite pink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, man did it stink!
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started humpin' everything in sight
But when I humped a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He busted my Lib-@$$, yes...I'm Client Number Nine
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I held my nose, I closed my eyes, man did it stink!
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started humpin' everything in sight
But when I humped a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He busted my Lib-@$$, yes...I'm Client Number Nine
I'm Client Number Nine
I'm Client Number Nine
I'm Client Number Nine
BEEEEYUUUUUTIIIFUUL!!!!!!!
As for Caption:
“Mister ... the Grand Jury is the LEAST of your PROBLEMS”