[SiVisPacemParaBellum]

It's too late, we're all done for no matter what we do. Just last week the lack of sunspots was causing global cooling. What's a person to do when the sky is falling? ;>)

[Southerngl]

I hereby order everyone on this planet to stop farting. Immediately.

[sappy]

So, what would they have suggested 12k years ago when the last ice age was ending? Don’t breathe? Don’t fart?

[MAEsser]

What's a person to do when the sky is falling?

Stop breathing, apparently...

[bill1952]

CO2 output must cease altogether, studies warn ...

Okay. Just outlaw all catalytic converters and have them removed immediately from all cars on the road.

Make their manufacture illegal.
What do they convert again?

[Tribune7]

Except for the energy used to supply Barbra Streisand’s house and John Kerry’s jet.

[Izzy Dunne]

If we don’t all commit mass suicide soon, WE’RE DOOMED!

[Brilliant]

Everyone hold their breath, starting now...

[Red Badger]

Idiocy! Absolute idiocy!..............

[RightWhale]

Strange that some in the Global Warming community are so out of touch with their partners that they don’t know the argument has shifted back to air pollution. GW is soooo over.

[dfwgator]

CO2 output must cease altogether

"CO2 output must cease."

[Catholic Canadian]

This stuff has the makings of a very brilliant Monty Python skit.

[VeniVidiVici]

These people are so FOS, so consumed by their agenda that they think folks will just keep gobbling up this stuff.

[CSM]

Shhhh, don’t tell this to the residents of Columbus, OH!

[Gorzaloon]

Carnegie Institution senior scientist Ken Caldeira, co-author of a paper published last week in the journal Geophysical Research Letters.

I wonder what he majored in? Just asking.

OK, I just searched him. he has a MASSIVE amount of publications. All in fields that relate to getting Ecology/Climate funding. He's a Pro, putting it politely.

[Grunthor]

“CO2 output must cease altogether, studies warn”

So every living on the planet needs to die?

[Lazamataz]

We're all gonna die!!!!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

If an anthropogenic increase in atmospheric CO₂ is going to cause the earth's temperature to go to infinity, why didn't it go to infinity during the Cambrian period, when atmospheric CO₂ levels were twenty times higher than today?

[denydenydeny]

Without modern industrial society, billions would starve. If nothing but total shutdown of industrial society is going to prevent global warming, then there is absolutely no point in lowering emissions. Much, much better to engineer solutions to deal with rising sea levels, etc.

This story is actually an argument against trying to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

[Califelephant]

Mark this day on your calendar, because this is the day global warming hysteria officially jumped the shark.

[Old Professer]

I’ve said all along that the goal was to eliminate the burning of carbon in all its forms; since carbon represents 90% of the energy sources available and an equal amount usable for home heating, we must either freeze or starve to solve this “problem.”