[MaxMax]

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

Uh ohh. I'm in trouble now.

[ARE SOLE]

13, You worship a rock and are determined to make the whole world worship your rock.

[Taxbilly]

You'll kill anyone that says you’re not peaceful.

[BlueDragon]

C'mon Mr. Tal-i-ban,

Tally me cluster bomb?

[50cal Smokepole]

[xx]. You envy all male infidels because of their large penises. Especially Americans. Janet Reno included.

[Steve Van Doorn]

Thanks these are great! :)

[Eric Blair 2084]

Give the Taliban a break...

If all bars served no alcohol and all the women were covered from head to toe in a Burqa, you’d want to strap a bomb on yourself too.

[60Gunner]

Hey, Mister Taliban, tally me banana...

Daylight come and me wan' go home.

[kajingawd]

14. You’d rather have your daughter raped than have an education.

15. You’d rather rape your daughter than let your brothers do it first.

[endthematrix]

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF...’

You think an assault with fifty men and machine guns against a US Stryker Brigade may be successful.

[bmwcyle]

17. Your mother would be happier if you blew up into a million pieces.

[TADSLOS]

13. Your mailing address includes a JDAM zipcode.