Posted on 02/28/2008 9:35:05 PM PST by Jmouse007
In light of the fact that we are being told/scolded by the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, by Barack Hussein Obama, and by the PC drive-by media that we are no longer allowed to mention the fact that "Osama, Obama's" (to quote Teddy Kennedy) name is and has always been "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" (named after the sadistic dead former Muslum ruler of Iraq), because it is now a big "no, no" and we are "racists", politically incorrect and committing “slander” and "slurs" if we do.
They want us to abide by their rules: "HUSSEIN", which IS his middle name is supposedly off limits for those who have drunk the Obama Jonestown "Koolaid". Ok, in light of these restrictions I have therefore come up with a contest for members of Free Republic and the public at large, the first of it’s kind. This contest is the:
"Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest.
The rules are simple; 1) come up with a "new and improved” middle name for "Barack _______ Obama", that best communicates who and/or what he is, what he stands for and/or what he wants to "accomplish" should he win the brass presidential ring. Remember, Barack _____ Obama has told us all that "Words ARE Important" (even if they are plagiarized). So it is important that his "new and improved" middle name is a good one and appropriate and descriptive.
You may be asking “So, what do I get if I come up with the best middle name and win?”
Here is The Grand Prize: Maybe, just maybe your entry will win the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest and YOUR “new and improved” middle name, when added to "Barack _______ Obama", will become the "Sore Loserman" bumper sticker slogan for "Barack _______ Obama’s" 2008 presidential campaign and be picked up by The Drudge Report, the drive-by media and by conservative stalwarts like Rush, Hannity, Howie Carr, et. al. You could go down in history as the man, women boy or girl who gave "Barack _______ Obama" his memorable "new and improved" middle name. The name that will be on everyones lips because we have been told we can not use his real one.
If anyone has a problem with the "Pin the Middle Name on the Obama" contest I have one simple comment; "You brought this on yourself by refuseing to accept reality by calling Obama by his real name and by telling us we could not do so either, so we are just obeying what you told us and trying to help "Barack _______ Obama" come up with a "new and improved" middle name that fits who and what he is/what he wants to do to America.
Enjoy the contest, have fun and YES you are allowed more than one entry per person. You are invited to play and submit new middle names for "Barack _______ Obama" as often as you like. Visuals; bumper stickers, political posters and Photoshop images of your “new and improved” name for "Barack _______ Obama" are welcome and encouraged.
Barack ‘Em Up Obama
Barack O’Lamb Obama
Barack I’m-the-12th-Imama Obama
Barack H. Obama
(as in ‘Jesus H. Chr!st’)
Won't work IMO, no freckles!
How about Barak 'the Magic Dragon' Obama
Nam Vet
Barack Kocaine Obama. BKO.
In memory of FReeper Barbara K. Olson, RIP 9/11/02, AA Flt77, The Pentagon.
We miss you.
Barack E.N. Bullwinkle Obama
Barack My Heart at Wounded Knee Obama
Barack R Empty Obama
Barack Alobama
Now that is a hoot !
Nam Vet
Barack Omar Obama - BOO!!!
Nam Vet
I like it. ‘Tis a shame Barry is an amadán.
Barry Amadan Obama
Or Barry Ommadawn Obama
The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." -- Psalms
14:1 The Wise Man Says it to the World. --Unknown
amadan
fool, Irish amadán: am+ment-, "non-minded", Celtic root ment (dearmad, farmad, etc.), mind; Latin mens, menti-s, English mind, etc. The shorter root men is found in meanmna.
Main Entry: 1fool Pronunciation: 'fül Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old French fol, from Late Latin follis, from Latin, bellows, bag; akin to Old High German bolla blister, balg bag -- more at BELLY Date: 13th century 1 : a person lacking in judgment or prudence
2 a : a retainer formerly kept in great households to provide casual entertainment and commonly dressed in motley with cap, bells, and bauble b : one who is victimized or made to appear foolish : DUPE
3 a : a harmlessly deranged person or one lacking in common powers of understanding b : one with a marked propensity or fondness for something
4 : a cold dessert of pureed fruit mixed with whipped cream or custard
Barack N. Rollisheretostay Obama
Excellent
Wow, we are already over 300 plus entrys! Thank you all for your submissions.
bama
Barack (FMN) Obama
FMN=Forget Middle Name
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