TINA FEY & SNL LUV HILLARY! BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK !

http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/2/24/1161/99305 ^ | Sun Feb 24, 2008 at 01:16:01 AM EST | Uncle Wiggly

[hercuroc]

FEY: And finally, the most important Women’s News item there is, we have our first serious female presidential candidate in Hillary Clinton. And yet, women have come so far as feminists, that they don’t feel obligated to vote for a candidate just because she’s a woman.

Women today feel perfectly free to make whatever choice Oprah tells them to.

Which raises the question, why are people abandoning Hillary for Obama?

Some say that they’re put off by the fact that Hillary can’t control her husband, and that we would end up with co-presidents.

‘Cause that would be terrible, having two intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems. Ugh.

Why would you let Starsky talk to Hutch? I wanna watch that show, Starsky.

You know, what is it, America? What is it, are you weirded out that they’re married?

‘Cause I can promise you that they are having exactly as much sex with each other as George Bush and Jeb Bush are.

Then there is the physical scrutiny of her physical appearance.

Rush Limbaugh, the Jeff Conaway of right wing radio, said that he doesn’t think America is ready to watch their president quote “turn into an old lady in front of them.” Really?

They didn’t seem to mind when Ronald Reagan did that.

Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch.

Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is.

And so am I and so is this one. (pointing to Amy Poehler)

POEHLER: Yeah, deal with it.

FEY: Know what? Bitches get stuff done.

(Amy says yeah and starts nodding her head, together they get in a rhythm, with Amy saying in response, more yeahs, uh huhs, with a 'you go girl' style)

Like back in grammar school,

they could have had priests teaching you but, no,

they had those tough old nuns who slept on cots

and who could hit ya and you HATED those bitches

But at the end of the school year

you sure KNEW the capital of Vermont!

So COME ON Texas and Ohio

Get on board, it's not too late!...

BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!

[Antoninus]

I suspect that the pic of Fey, not Poehler.

Arrgh! You're right of course. That's the second stupid mistake I've made in the past 5 minutes.

That does it. I'm going to bed before my flu gets any worse....

[Hildy]

I like Poehler...she is just one of those people who are always funny. She only does political stuff when Fey makes her.

[Kirkwood]

“My date told me once, “Jill, you’re easy on the eyes, but not on the ears.”

Needless to say, it was our last date.”

That was uncalled for. I mean him and not you. He should have been a gentleman instead of insulting you like that. At least you got even by dumping him! He was probably a liberal anyway if he didn’t like listening to you.

[jla]

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[longtermmemmory]

Fey #1 reason there is no reason to watch SNL.

[Hacklehead]

“that would be terrible, having two intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems”

Imagine how great it would have been if Hitler and Stalin had worked together.

[Neverforget01]

Stop reading the Alumni Magazine and visit with a few students. These students protested the few teachers who were protesting Condoleeza's Honorary Degree last year. I can't imagine a campus on the East Coast that would have even invited Sec'y Rice. Kudos to BC. In the world of academia, that took guts.

Underclassmen returned to campus just to hear the speech. They must be doing something right at Chestnut Hill.

[purpleraine]

Fey is no long head writer or cast member. She was on as host for the first show after the writer’s strike ended. Easy to get because she’s in NY and in the same building and knows the routine.

[1000 silverlings]

sorry Tina and hillary, but the black is the new biotch

[Conservomax]

A few years ago when my wife was a grad student there, Ann Coulter spoke on campus.

[Conservomax]

I actually find her to be truly funny - when she stays away from political stuff.

Ironically, I think she may be one of the worst political humor writers to ever gain fame, every thing she does that is political is ham fisted and forced. Case and point - saturday night.

[Pravious]

“FEY: Know what? B!tches get stuff done.
Correct, but most of the time it’s something nobody needs or wants.”

Mostly, what they get done is to find men they can latch onto who can give them power and money in exchange for sex.

Damn, looks like Bill got the short end of THAT deal.

[Lee'sGhost]

“Cause that would be terrible, having two intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems. Ugh.”

I don’t get it. She sort of had a point and then started talking about the Clintons.

[Conservomax]

The show is actually really funny now, since fey left, it can be great - the humor has become offbeat which is always a good thing. I think that Hader dude is the head writer now.

that milkshake scene was priceless.