Posted on 02/24/2008 7:50:14 PM PST by hercuroc
FEY: And finally, the most important Womens News item there is, we have our first serious female presidential candidate in Hillary Clinton. And yet, women have come so far as feminists, that they dont feel obligated to vote for a candidate just because shes a woman.
Women today feel perfectly free to make whatever choice Oprah tells them to.
Which raises the question, why are people abandoning Hillary for Obama?
Some say that theyre put off by the fact that Hillary cant control her husband, and that we would end up with co-presidents.
Cause that would be terrible, having two intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems. Ugh.
Why would you let Starsky talk to Hutch? I wanna watch that show, Starsky.
You know, what is it, America? What is it, are you weirded out that theyre married?
Cause I can promise you that they are having exactly as much sex with each other as George Bush and Jeb Bush are.
Then there is the physical scrutiny of her physical appearance.
Rush Limbaugh, the Jeff Conaway of right wing radio, said that he doesnt think America is ready to watch their president quote turn into an old lady in front of them. Really?
They didnt seem to mind when Ronald Reagan did that.
Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch.
Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is.
And so am I and so is this one. (pointing to Amy Poehler)
POEHLER: Yeah, deal with it.
FEY: Know what? Bitches get stuff done.
(Amy says yeah and starts nodding her head, together they get in a rhythm, with Amy saying in response, more yeahs, uh huhs, with a 'you go girl' style)
Like back in grammar school,
they could have had priests teaching you but, no,
they had those tough old nuns who slept on cots
and who could hit ya and you HATED those bitches
But at the end of the school year
you sure KNEW the capital of Vermont!
So COME ON Texas and Ohio
Get on board, it's not too late!...
BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK!
./rhetorical question
Hillary is a effin’ bitch.
Correct, but most of the time it's something nobody needs or wants.
The FEC should review this SNL Hillary Commercial, and count it as a contribution in kind.
Most of them think Obama will get the nomination and that he will be killed in office if he is elected.
These people are lawyers, stock brokers, business owners, teachers and engineers.
Yeah, the Clintons are going to solve our problems.
Tina (and Hillary) have the same problem: both of them just can’t understand normal thinking!
Anyone else notice that Mike Huckabee appeared in the same segment about 2 minutes later?
Huckabee was pretty good. The debate skit they did at the beginning of the show went on way too long but it was pretty funny in that they skewered the news media and essentially admitted they are “in the tank” for Obama.
you can see some of the media getting p!ssed that Obama is getting all the attention
And btw what was with the line about America watching Ronald Reagan turn into an old lady? Not only does it make no sense at all but it is not the least bit funny. Of course that is the case with 3/4 of what’s on SNL. Though I must say I laughed out loud at the Celebrity Apprentice take off. That gal who played Rachel Ray was hysterical.
“Anyone else notice that Mike Huckabee appeared in the same segment about 2 minutes later?”
Yes. And it was hilarious when they satired on his ‘not knowing when to leave’.
I give Huckabee credit for having the humbleness and sense of humor it took to be ‘the joke’.
Hillary + “getting stuff done”? Makes me think of ashtrays and Fort Marcy Park.
Ronald Reagan an old lady? There was a time when SNL thought Reagan was an evil mastermind:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=2859
Bitch = Babe In Total Control of Herself. As in tough conservative chicks.
Hillary’s more of a cun...continuing source of whining and Stalinism.
Why is there all of this concern that there might be attempts on Obama's life?
There were attempts on Pres Ford's and Pres Reagan's lives. Crazy people try to kill leaders. The Secret Service deals with! You should too!
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