[Cronos]

Nope. you are WRONG. The Holey Kore-an says that Abraham, Isaac, Noah, Adam, Jesus and others were ALL Muslimss. And the Holey K can not be wrong. There must’ve been some time-slip continuum where the Prophet went back in time and taught these people to be good M’s. This is how Mo discovered that Jesus was not crucified on the cross, but was carried away and replaced by someone else and when Jesus was carried away, he was laughing. You don’t believe me? Infidel!!! Next you’ll say the earth is round when the HAdith says no, it is flat.

[CommerceComet]

The Holey Kore-an says that Abraham, Isaac, Noah, Adam, Jesus and others were ALL Muslimss. And the Holey K can not be wrong. There must’ve been some time-slip continuum where the Prophet went back in time and taught these people to be good M’s.

Do they say that Melchizedek was a Muslim? Then they could argue (with absolutely no evidence, however) that he converted Abraham in their meeting. Of course, that would mean that there were Muslim prophets before Mohammad.

[Nevermore]

There must’ve been some time-slip continuum where the Prophet went back in time and taught these people to be good M’s.

So now the Muzzies are a bunch of Scientologists?!
In the words of Vinnie Barbarino, "I'm so confused!"