To: My Favorite Headache
Scarlett Johansson: "I'm in love with Obama!"
jdm: "I'm in love with Scarlett."
2 posted on
01/25/2008 9:29:22 PM PST by
jdm
(A Hunter Thompson ticket would be suicide.)
To: jdm
4 posted on
01/25/2008 9:30:47 PM PST by
sushiman
To: jdm
Ahhhhh. I had no idea who she was, until your well-focused bio.
;-)
6 posted on
01/25/2008 9:34:28 PM PST by
dighton
To: jdm
8 posted on
01/25/2008 9:36:16 PM PST by
ichabod1
("Self defense is not only our right, it is our duty." President Ronald Reagan)
To: jdm
9 posted on
01/25/2008 9:36:29 PM PST by
krb
(If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
To: jdm
Man: “Wow! She’s got nice gazongas!”
Kid: “What are gazongas?”
Man: “How old are you?”
Kid: “I’m 12 and eleven twelvths! Almost 13!”
Man: “Gazongas are feet!”
15 posted on
01/25/2008 9:42:01 PM PST by
MarineBrat
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
To: jdm
Frankly my dear, I give a damn
To: jdm
She should be serving fistfuls of beer steins at Oktoberfest.
To: jdm
To: jdm
Mmmmm. Nice.
I don’t care what she says.
To: jdm
i don’t care who she’s in love with today. if the troops enjoyed seeing her -cool. i don’t even know who she is, but she’s hot!! (hubba hubba) ;)
34 posted on
01/25/2008 10:26:31 PM PST by
robomatik
(......uh since fred and duncan are out, i think i need a new tagline. =()
To: jdm
Godzilla Biscuits!
49 posted on
01/25/2008 11:05:51 PM PST by
DesScorp
To: jdm
She wears the right dress, and she really can do no wrong.
54 posted on
01/26/2008 12:34:53 AM PST by
pcottraux
(I can't tell the difference between Carl Cameron, Chris Wallace, or Bill McCuddy.)
To: jdm
63 posted on
01/26/2008 2:44:58 AM PST by
dbacks
(Taglines for sale or rent.)
To: jdm
Her bra size is higher than her IQ...
67 posted on
01/26/2008 3:40:19 AM PST by
Virginia Ridgerunner
(“We must not forget that there is a war on and our troops are in the thick of it!” --Duncan Hunter)
To: jdm
Ms. Johannson, until you turn down the noisy boobage, the men will never actually hear what you're saying!
-Joan
78 posted on
01/26/2008 6:01:10 AM PST by
JoanVarga
("¿Por qué no te calles?")
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