As a conservative, I feel like a Jew in a restaurant where the only thing on the menu is pork chops or bacon.
I know what you mean!
BUT you can actually either stay and eat at home for 4 years or perhaps even begin building your own restaurant...or at least participate in having some input on the menu choices.
but at least you weren’t beheaded while reading the menu!
LOL
As do we all
That is tagline material!
:)