[MinuteGal]

There was once a feller named FRed
Whose performance has put him ahead
I was glued to the telly
'Cause of the fire in his belly
Now I'm happily going to bed!

Leni

[RTO]

There once was a Senator McCain,
Who fancied a POTUS campaign,
Though his quotes were more regal,
His votes for illegal,
Earned him the name McInsane.

There once was a mayor named Guliani,
Who never was good with the blarney,
While saving New York from terrorist sport,
Told a Saud to kiss his sweet hiny.

There lived in upper crust Mass,
A governor who gave a free pass,
To liberal ideas, like marriage for queers,
n’ Gave us all a pain in the ass.

There once lived a preacher named Huck,
Who let the illegals run amok,
While raising state taxes, a most liberal practice,
His constituents cried: “What the f***?”

[maine-iac7]

Thanks for the chuckle -