FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

If I don’t get some sand in my boots I’m gonna explode

Don't combust!:)

Not even a break for you? You & those like just amaze me Laurita. Where would we as a nation be without you!

May God bless ya real good!

681 posted on 12/31/2007 5:15:29 PM PST by AZamericonnie

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682 posted on 12/31/2007 5:18:00 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

Organization

Now there's one we could all benefit from.

Be careful you don't straighten up so much you can't find anything! *grin*

683 posted on 12/31/2007 5:18:59 PM PST by AZamericonnie

Yup! Now if the BEER will just show up!!

684 posted on 12/31/2007 5:18:59 PM PST by Colonial Warrior (Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.)

Wishing you a monstrous 2008!

685 posted on 12/31/2007 5:19:36 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

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686 posted on 12/31/2007 5:19:47 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

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Hiya MoochPooch.....that resolution may put you in a minority at FR among some! :)

687 posted on 12/31/2007 5:20:50 PM PST by AZamericonnie

To: Colonial Warrior; tomkow6

688 posted on 12/31/2007 5:21:07 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)

Oh, good grief, I didn’t even notice or I would have waited, lol. Would a glass of wine undo the spell?

689 posted on 12/31/2007 5:21:55 PM PST by LucyT

To: Kathy in Alaska

Love the cat’s resolutions

Those were cute.

Glad you made it to work without a slip &/or slide!

690 posted on 12/31/2007 5:22:09 PM PST by AZamericonnie

You could give it a try!

691 posted on 12/31/2007 5:24:07 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

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692 posted on 12/31/2007 5:25:38 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

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693 posted on 12/31/2007 5:27:29 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

((((((((((((JJ))))))))))
Happy New Year Cyber Son!

694 posted on 12/31/2007 5:30:33 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

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Better??

695 posted on 12/31/2007 5:31:13 PM PST by EsmeraldaA

((BIG HUGZ!!!))

Happy New Year to you as well!

696 posted on 12/31/2007 5:31:31 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)

Got anything planned?

697 posted on 12/31/2007 5:32:17 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

698 posted on 12/31/2007 5:32:51 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

699 posted on 12/31/2007 5:33:07 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)

700 posted on 12/31/2007 5:33:15 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

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