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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year!
| Canteen Crew
Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
The Freeper Canteen Asks
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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson. 16. Not bet against the New England Patriots. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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To: mylife
LOL
Pookie’s on alert, huh?
No party here tonite..
Just me and Mike.
Hmmm...
Still haven’t decided yet..
501
posted on
12/31/2007 10:23:45 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
You know what else I use that coriander in?
Take coconut milk and add grated ginger, coriander seed, hot peppers, scallion and then marinate catfish in it over night.
dredge the fish in a spicy fish fri and fry it up. delicious
502
posted on
12/31/2007 10:31:22 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Tanniker Smith
Too bad, too, because they made great skeet.
503
posted on
12/31/2007 10:35:32 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: E.G.C.
I’m going to need another pot of coffee if I want to stay up till midnight.
How about you? Early to bed or cheering in the New Year?
504
posted on
12/31/2007 10:37:11 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Fall seven times, stand up eight)
To: Laurita
Laurita!!!!
So good to hear from you....was getting a bit concerned!:)
So glad you got your boxes & hope all is well with you...we know you’re a tad busy! LOL
Hope you had a good Christmas & wishing you a super New Year!
Youse a good widdle Sergeant.......*Hugs*
(still trying to fit Mr Bloom in a box for ya):)
To: Lady Jag
Thats what I used to do with em ;0)
506
posted on
12/31/2007 10:40:16 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
YUM!
Dat sounds awesome!
I’m gonna try that next time!
507
posted on
12/31/2007 10:47:13 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: AZamericonnie
I’m afraid if you managed that reick, you’d never hear from me again. :) I’m waiting to hear back from my Retention NCO. I separate in June and I’m looking into the Reserves. I might just get to do some good if I can find a unit near home. The NG isn’t out of the question either. If all else fails, I’ll try contract work with Halliburton. If I don’t get some sand in my boots I’m gonna explode!
508
posted on
12/31/2007 10:47:50 AM PST
by
Laurita
(Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - E.A. Poe)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Batter and fry the peppers too :0)
509
posted on
12/31/2007 10:48:57 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Laurita
Laurita!
*HUG*
Happy New Year!
510
posted on
12/31/2007 10:58:05 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Its a pain to do, but I even make little fritters with the ginger and scallion. Way tasty.
I dont waste nuthin. serve all that on a bed of fresh greens add a splash of chili oil
511
posted on
12/31/2007 11:09:48 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Happy New Year to you too! Thanks for the hug, I needed it.
512
posted on
12/31/2007 11:13:28 AM PST
by
Laurita
(Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - E.A. Poe)
To: mylife
LOL
I have made a vow to try and not waste any food in the New Year!
Those little fritters sound good!
I’m having steak and eggs for a late lunch.
I grabbed what I thought was black pepper..it was Basil!
I scraped most of it off and am eating the eggs anyway!
I think I may have created a new taste sensation!
513
posted on
12/31/2007 11:24:16 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: Laurita
Here’s another one!
(((((((Laurita)))))))))
Gosh, it’s great to see you!
How ya been?
514
posted on
12/31/2007 11:25:31 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
L0L!
Italian Steak and eggs eh?
515
posted on
12/31/2007 11:32:29 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Just so!
Think I can find a market for it?
LOL
(It wasn’t too bad!)
516
posted on
12/31/2007 11:34:26 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Sure! Splash some olive oil and oregano on there and charge a packet L0L
517
posted on
12/31/2007 11:38:24 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
LOL!
SUCH a deal I have for you!
518
posted on
12/31/2007 11:46:01 AM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
519
posted on
12/31/2007 11:49:23 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Shift work is always the same. How is it going on your end?
520
posted on
12/31/2007 11:49:27 AM PST
by
Laurita
(Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - E.A. Poe)
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