FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[mylife]

No work till the 2nd

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, ms b...hope you are feeling better this morning.

[mylife]

I think it was todays talk shows

[Kathy in Alaska]

Enjoy you days.....how is your mud problem doing?

[tongue-tied]

Nope, no one trained. Except Nazif. But there are guys that will check on them and see if they need anything pushed up the chain while I'm gone.

Travel within the "window of opportunity"...

[Kathy in Alaska]

I know Russert, Mr Potato Head to Mark Levin, is Sunday...is he weekdays too?

[mylife]

Mudboy slim is sleepin on the floor.

I will be out soon as well

[mylife]

I thought Russert was only Sundays

[Kathy in Alaska]

I thought just Sundays too. It must be from this morning...er, Sunday morning. I’ve gotta head out soon too. I promised myself no sleeping at the computer tonight. LOL!

[mylife]

This Hucklebee guy is slick, I hope he falters, but I like his message.

Lets get ready to rumble....

Gnight Kath

[mylife]

It is Sunday! My mistake.

Gnight

[Kathy in Alaska]

Talk is one thing, acton/deeds are another. Good night, my. Thanks for helping honor our military, and thank you for your service to our country.

[mylife]

Indeed.

Sweet dreams

[Kathy in Alaska]

I like this Gratitude Campaign.

[E.G.C.]

A very pleasant good morning to everyone at the Canteen and to all our military at home and abroad. Thanks for your service to our country.

[Kathy in Alaska]

See you tomorrow sometime....I must work.

[E.G.C.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GODBLESSUSA!!!!!!!!!

[mylife]

Hmmmphhhh....

Sweet dreams regardless

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, E...((HUGS))...it’s not 1:55am Alaska time. Hope all is well at your house. I thought I’d fallen asleep again. I’m about ready for bed...no sleeping at the computer tonight.

[Kathy in Alaska]