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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year!
| Canteen Crew
Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson. 16. Not bet against the New England Patriots. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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To: ErnBatavia
Prayers for you, Ern, and your Dad.
361
posted on
12/30/2007 11:54:23 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: Randy Larsen
362
posted on
12/30/2007 11:55:19 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
I saw you on the Record Industry thread! LOL!
You sure have a way with words! LOL!
To: SandRat
LOL! Love the “Christmas cards”, Sand.
364
posted on
12/30/2007 11:58:03 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Ma, Did you figure out how to transfer the whole files yet?
To: Randy Larsen
I haven’t tried a whole file yet....sometime this week if I have time. My focus right now is getting things reinstalled after my power supply died and took stuff with it. The computer doctor had to do a clean install, so all my programs have to be reinstalled. *sigh*
366
posted on
12/31/2007 12:07:05 AM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: Randy Larsen
Awww..RIAA pisses me off.
I have LP’s I have bought 5 times over and them pricks wanna sue me?
They suck, their sister sucks and their Mama woulda sucked... but I didn’t have a nickel....
367
posted on
12/31/2007 12:08:51 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
Relax...Follow my lead, and if I get sued...help me fight!
To: Randy Larsen
369
posted on
12/31/2007 12:14:18 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Kathy in Alaska
That’s the very reason I got away from
A. Desktops
B. Anything but Dell
I’ve had nothing but computer heaven since then!
To: Randy Larsen; mylife
Ho, guys - no one ever got blood out of a turnip, now, did they?
371
posted on
12/31/2007 12:15:57 AM PST
by
yorkie
To: SevenofNine
To: Randy Larsen
Are you working off 2 laptops?
373
posted on
12/31/2007 12:18:14 AM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: yorkie
374
posted on
12/31/2007 12:19:40 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: yorkie
I hate being called a Ho...Even though it’s true! LOL!
To: Kathy in Alaska
Yep! About 3 grand worth...
To: Randy Larsen
My Dell laptop has been a nightmare for three years - and I’ve only used 27% of the memory. The keys are falling off the keyboard, the mouse goes wherever it wants to go, and the danged thing erases whole paragraphs (as I am typing), whenever it chooses to do so. I will never buy another Dell. As soon as I am able to do so - I will get another laptop - but never another Dell.
377
posted on
12/31/2007 12:22:08 AM PST
by
yorkie
To: All
378
posted on
12/31/2007 12:22:52 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: yorkie
Contact Dell...
They are usually pretty good!
To: RDTF
stop spending so much!Good one, RDTF...I can relate.
380
posted on
12/31/2007 12:26:05 AM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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