FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and rest well, Luv...((HUGS))...thanks to you and your "boys" for your service to our country.

[PROCON]

And to honor the Good old U.S. Army, I remain humble, but love these guys!!

G'night All!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Hope, for today's Pledge. Thanks, AfghanMan and Penguin Girl, for your service to America.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good night and rest well, Pro. Thanks for helping honor our troops and thank you for your service to our country.

[mylife]

Rabbit on keys, Ringos kid on drums... Townsend on guitar... Wont get fooled again

[Kathy in Alaska]

Enjoy your R&R, Mike.

Thank you, Mike, for your service to America.
Prayers for your safety and success of mission.

[Kathy in Alaska]

That’s Ringo’s kid, huh?

[Kathy in Alaska]

What is that thing? Looks like a launcher of some sort.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Great pictures, lauren, of our military men and women hard at work. The postal clerks are fixin’ to get real busy!

[Kathy in Alaska]

A new vacuum cleaner, huh? I hope it is on her wish list. d:o)

[mylife]

I think I fouled up there,Cant remember that kids name. Ringos kid did whomp up a storm with The Who.

John Bundrick is the king on keyboards

Rock on Rabbit

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Will, for your service to America.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Not to worry.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, CindyDawg....interesting resolutions....I like them. LOL!!

[tongue-tied]

Woohoo for the storm! I mean, as long as you’ve got new shoes for Moxie, it should be okay.

[tongue-tied]

Hiya Ma! Getting caught up on pings and stuff, then gonna run get a pizza. I feel like something beside DFAC food. Maybe a pizza and a sammich...

You got the toothpicks for your eyes tonight? LOL

[mylife]

Rabbit just holds this whole tune together.. Eminence Front..Townsend helps a bit too

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good afternoon, tt...((HUGS))...my goal for tonight is to sleep the WHOLE night in my bed. Where ya gonna get pizza? American pizza? Afghani pizza?

[mylife]

Townsend might make it some day...

[Randy Larsen]

Are you still up stirring the pot?