FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[SevenofNine]

Well BBC wire claim that NOrth Korea didn’t meet all its goal to disarm they still trying and US would give aid to Chia Pet

Chia Pet won’t be roaney next year

[Kathy in Alaska]

From Xerox ~ Let's Say Thanks to our Troops

Simple. Easy. Involve your kids.
We can each send thanks every single day.

[SandRat]

Thoise Colts have thrown their shoes and are no longer shod.

[AZamericonnie]

Another storm Ms B?

Hope it’s not severe & stay warm you!

[HiJinx]

Yep...my boss took the day off, so I’m in charge tomorrow.

No problem, I need to put in the time now so I can take off later in January!

[mylife]

We shall see

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Jet Jaguar]

I don’t see no Tomkow6 either!

[Colonial Warrior]

Don’t forget to click the link at post 150...The Gratitude Campaign. Have you heard or seen it before??

[HiJinx]

And it locks at midnight - no entry, no pay, no ifs ands or buts.

[PROCON]

Thanks for your Service to our Country and Happy New Years!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

1 second....

[mylife]

4th and 5 Titans gonna kick for fg 10~10

[SandRat]

You got that right. But those who miss it come out on the Naughty E-Mail List for all to see. lol

[HiJinx]

Haven’t seen that one. Any idea what kind of reception its getting...?

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Kathy in Alaska]

[mylife]

Comon Colts!

[MotleyGirl70]

1) Find good organizations to volunteer for with my spare time.

I'd like to volunteer at the Humane Society but that would be too difficult for me. When I see all those adorable little faces with no home, but I'd end up bringing every animal home with me.

2)Read more books in the evenings instead of FReeping .

[darkwing104]

Same for you too...