FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

Fumble! Colts have the ball at the titans 30

121 posted on 12/30/2007 7:03:35 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: AZamericonnie

Good Evening AZamericonnie!

I am staying home this New Years eve...Safer that way.

122 posted on 12/30/2007 7:04:05 PM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)

To: Colonial Warrior; ErnBatavia

My sympathies to you both. My husband lost his father a couple of days after Thanksgiving this year. It’s been tough.

I lost my dad in 2003 and it’s still tough.

123 posted on 12/30/2007 7:04:22 PM PST by swmobuffalo (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.)

15 yd penalty unnecessary roughness on the titans (late hit)

124 posted on 12/30/2007 7:05:05 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

125 posted on 12/30/2007 7:05:07 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

We have a New Years day tradition of blackeyed peas with ham hocks. (Of course cornbread is a must)

It’s for good luck in the new year.

Yours sounds delish. I truly love shrimp & grits.

What is “Planters Punch”?

126 posted on 12/30/2007 7:05:08 PM PST by AZamericonnie

To: AZamericonnie; SandRat

Backatcha both - may the new year bring the best. Thank you, also, for so much unpaid and unrewarded work for the conservative cause.

Some notice.

127 posted on 12/30/2007 7:05:43 PM PST by NewRomeTacitus

Am sending a prayer up to the Father to heal your tummyache.
(((big hugs)))

128 posted on 12/30/2007 7:05:47 PM PST by MeekMom (Present your bodies a living sacrifice unto God.)

Sorry about your loss my FRiend

I hope 2008 is wonderful for you and yours!!

129 posted on 12/30/2007 7:05:57 PM PST by PROCON (Hillary '08)

Sandy!!!
Happy New Year early! :)

130 posted on 12/30/2007 7:06:18 PM PST by MeekMom (Present your bodies a living sacrifice unto God.)

Good evening friend!
How’s tricks?

131 posted on 12/30/2007 7:06:45 PM PST by MeekMom (Present your bodies a living sacrifice unto God.)

To: Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie

No way...it’s Monday with a Tuesday holiday. It’s gonna be a long day.

Deja Vu, all over again...

132 posted on 12/30/2007 7:07:04 PM PST by HiJinx (~ Support our Troops ~ www.americasupportsyou.mil ~)

Colts on the 10, 5 yd penalty on titans illegal use of hands

2nd and goal

133 posted on 12/30/2007 7:07:08 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

To: Kathy in Alaska

Evening Ma. :)
What have you been up to today?
Been busy as usual?

134 posted on 12/30/2007 7:07:29 PM PST by MeekMom (Present your bodies a living sacrifice unto God.)

135 posted on 12/30/2007 7:07:32 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

As a child, my mother always fed us black eyed peas, greens, cornbread and ham.

As an adult and being the only one in the house that will eat black eyed peas or greens, I don’t fix that stuff.

We just eat what ever we’re in the mood for!

136 posted on 12/30/2007 7:07:37 PM PST by swmobuffalo (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.)

Good FG. Colts 10 Titans 7

137 posted on 12/30/2007 7:08:28 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)

Hi MM,

Posted my first pic tonight, so I'm feeling a little cocky. :)

How's your weather?

138 posted on 12/30/2007 7:08:38 PM PST by PROCON (Hillary '08)

To: NewRomeTacitus

but I do get paid.

I get Paid at every Scout meeting, Outing, and Advancement Ceremony.

Paid with the smiles on the faces of the Boys and their Parents.

139 posted on 12/30/2007 7:09:10 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

To: NewRomeTacitus

Hey, nice to see you.

Thanks for the good words...it’s good for our overseas readership to know they’re supported.

140 posted on 12/30/2007 7:09:25 PM PST by HiJinx (~ Support our Troops ~ www.americasupportsyou.mil ~)

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