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A Flibbertigibbet, A Will O' The Wisp, A Clown (How do you solve a problem like Bill Clinton?)
Captain's Quarters ^ | Dec. 21, 2007 | Ed Morrissey

Posted on 12/21/2007 8:16:21 AM PST by jdm

How do you solve a problem like Bill Clinton? Eugene Robinson wonders whether it wouldn't be easier to keep a wave upon the sand than to try to shoehorn him into a ceremonial post as First Spouse. Bill already acts as though the campaign exists to provide him a revival of the production most Americans thought had closed for good in January 2001:

Sexism might have something to do with the fact that Hillary Clinton has to answer questions about her husband that the other candidates never get asked about their wives. But Bill Clinton has always had a way of making himself the story, and he's at it again.

When the Clintons made a campaign stop at an Iowa grocery store Tuesday, Hillary's face said it all. She realized that Bill had departed from the script and wandered off to another part of the store, and cameras caught her scanning the aisles with a look of sheer terror. Bill was supposed to be at Hillary's side; instead, he was way over yonder, giving an interview to "Entertainment Tonight." What was supposed to be a controlled photo op had suddenly turned into a happening.

Spontaneity gives ulcers to campaign staffers, but the supermarket stop got much more coverage than it would have if Bill had followed the script. He ended up drawing more attention to himself than the candidate -- which is in keeping with his formal campaign speeches. On the stump, he draws big crowds and comes off as charming, eloquent and persuasive. But reporters who have tallied his words say that he talks more about himself than about his wife -- at a ratio of about 9 to 1.

We're about to get the 2-for-1 argument that we heard in 1992, but now the Clintons may disagree on who the one is. Bill seems much more focused on Bill rather than Hillary. This may explain why Hillary had Bill locked away for much of the early campaign, rather than upstaging her day after day on the trail.

Hillary's problem is that she's worse for her campaign than Bill. She has proven herself particularly inept at shaking off the image of a dragon lady, which might actually help in a general election, given the emphasis on national security. If she had campaigned like a Lady Thatcher for the US, it might even have been a positive. However, she spent most of the campaign vacillating on Iraq, Iran, and immigration, the latter of which sent her campaign into a tailspin. Tough sells, but wishy-washy and cranky does not.

Like it or not, Hillary needs Bill just to win the nomination, let alone winning a general election. Robinson points out that the necessity of Bill brings some very clear dangers. He showed that in his suggestion last week that Hillary would seek the counsel of George H W Bush, followed by the inexplicable suggestion that Poppy would go on a world tour with him to apologize for his son. The elder Bush, clearly annoyed with his new friend, reminded him that America had no need to apologize to anyone.

Bill's a loose cannon -- or in the words of the song, a flibbertigibbet with danger of becoming a clown at times. No one likes a clown for a chief spokesman, and voters may not want to put one in the White House, as First Spouse or otherwise.


TOPICS: Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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1 posted on 12/21/2007 8:16:22 AM PST by jdm
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To: jdm

Clinton is a world class flibber.


2 posted on 12/21/2007 8:19:13 AM PST by Enterprise (Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!)
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Nothing kills a good marketing program than a bad product.

In this case, Hillary is the product.


3 posted on 12/21/2007 8:19:14 AM PST by TheThirdRuffian
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"...She realized that Bill had departed from the script and wandered off..."

This is too funny. We've been sounding the alarms about this ethics-free serial "wanderer" for over a decade. Only now that it is tripping up the Dhimmis are they starting to heed the call (now that he so so totally beyond control!)...
4 posted on 12/21/2007 8:23:11 AM PST by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: jdm
Bill's a loose cannon... AND a PRACTICED L.I.A.R.

Bill behaves like frivolous Hollywood celebrity instead of a dignified First Spouse in waiting. None of the other First Spouses in waiting are out there making idiots of themselves the way Bubba is on a daily basis...

5 posted on 12/21/2007 8:30:19 AM PST by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: jdm

I expect a lot more stories about the potential First Laddy getting into mischief in the next few months.


6 posted on 12/21/2007 8:32:28 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Government is the hired help - not the boss. When politicians forget that they must be fired.)
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To: Enterprise

New word:

FIBBERTIGIBBET - Someone who babbles insincerely and dishonestly over inconsequential matters.
Example: Bill Clinton.

btw, what is the real definition of flibbertigibbet? Where did that word come from?


7 posted on 12/21/2007 8:33:53 AM PST by WOSG (Huckabee: A soft-on-crime, tax-and-spend, flipflop-on-immigration nanny-statist Jimmah Carter)
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I think those nuns in The Sound of Music just made it up ;)


8 posted on 12/21/2007 8:36:20 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
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To: WOSG

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flibbertigibbet


9 posted on 12/21/2007 8:37:06 AM PST by jdm
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How do you solve a problem like Bill Clinton?

The Marianas Trench is over 35,000 feet deep.

10 posted on 12/21/2007 8:47:29 AM PST by scooter2 (The greatest threat to the security of the United States is the Democratic Party.)
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How do you solve a problem like Bill Clinton?

You make sure his old woman isn't elected to anything that puts her in charge of anything!!

11 posted on 12/21/2007 8:56:16 AM PST by VOYAGER (,)
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Interesting. First I ever heard of it as a word was in Sleepless in Seattle, where Meg Ryan calls herself one. I thought she just made up the word.


12 posted on 12/21/2007 8:59:34 AM PST by Defiant (Huckabee puts the goober back in gubernatorial.)
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Hillary! .. Why don't you just shoot the bastard and get it over with?

The friggin' creep's tryin' to destroy you, anyway!?

You'll get away with it ...

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if a conservative 'dream team' came up, pro bono.

(Besides .. ya ain't winnin' an' ya' ain't gonna' win)

13 posted on 12/21/2007 9:14:21 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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Bubba kaint hep it! He was born wiff a lyin’ tongue in his mouf!
14 posted on 12/21/2007 10:15:54 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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Sexism might have something to do with the fact that Hillary Clinton has to answer questions about her husband that the other candidates never get asked about their wives.

1. Not a single reporter questioned Fred Thompson on his "trophy wife".

2. No one ever ask BJ about Hillary when he was running for office.

3. And no one even dared to ask about Teresa Heinz during the 2004 election.

15 posted on 12/21/2007 10:22:15 AM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked (Get the U.S. out of the U.N. and get the U.N. out of the U.S.)
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...MSM making light of the real story
The rapist can’t stand the thought of another clintonista becoming a president. His ego won’t allow it
16 posted on 12/21/2007 10:39:10 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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None of the other First Spouses in waiting are out there making idiots of themselves the way Bubba is on a daily basis...

You're absolutely right. Either his ego is in competition with the run that his wife is making for the presidency. Or he's got early onset dementia (and I don't say that lightly). Or he's on medication that is causing his erratic behavior.

17 posted on 12/21/2007 11:00:11 AM PST by my_pointy_head_is_sharp (Evil never sleeps.)
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absurd behaviors on Bubba's part daily... He's making an a@@ of himself...

don't think it affects Hildabeast because she's already m.u.d. in my view

18 posted on 12/21/2007 11:05:32 AM PST by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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btw, what is the real definition of flibbertigibbet? Where did that word come from?

I've seen it in books written in the 1800s. Fathers seemed to use it as an affectionate nickname for their daughters.

19 posted on 12/21/2007 2:06:36 PM PST by Nea Wood (I'm not a bad Christian because I refuse to join you in giving other people's stuff away.)
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Ed, did you ever see PROOF that Hillary returned all of HSU’S ILLEGAL money??? If Not, you need to apologize.


20 posted on 12/21/2007 4:44:37 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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