That they've been told will PROTECT THEM.
(Hint: they don't.)
Anyway, just as with any follower of Christ, IE. an individual who accepts Jesus Christ as their personal Savior, and who makes a true commitment as evidenced by their "fruit" (by their fruit ye shall know them), and if they try to live according to Christ's commandments (if ye love me, keep my commandments), then Christ Himself promises "protection" in the form of the Comforter, and "Peace to their souls".
The promises associated with those garments are along those very lines and are really not something that ought to be made light or fun of IMHO.
Anyhow, not looking for some bash or arguement (which I will not do because, as with all matters of true faith, it is not subject to hue and cry and contention), just trying to lend some perspective as a card-carrying member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
I sense from your prior posts you are into insulting people, if so, it reflects poorly upon you and your children.