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Shaking the fruits and nuts out of the trees.
1 posted on 11/14/2007 1:23:05 PM PST by SmithL
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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


2 posted on 11/14/2007 1:24:59 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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Don't take the brown acid man....
3 posted on 11/14/2007 1:25:41 PM PST by Doctor Raoul (Columbia = Ayatollah U.)
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Some “out of body experience.” Who pays the hospital bills?


4 posted on 11/14/2007 1:28:05 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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As fallen tree sitter Nathaniel Hall was recovering from a broken arm and a broken leg he sustained in a three-story fall from an oak earlier this week...

He regrets that he has but one more leg to give for his country!

But, seriesly, what a maroon.

And if the University has not cut that transverse line yet, they deserve whatever they get.

5 posted on 11/14/2007 1:28:26 PM PST by gridlock (Recycling is the new Religion.)
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Three words for this guy...

Get a job.


6 posted on 11/14/2007 1:29:26 PM PST by Slapshot68
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Explicative?

I think Kristin meant to substitute “expletive” but like so many news gerbils in the MSM she works under the “more letters sounds more intelligent” theory even if it’s the wrong word altogether.


7 posted on 11/14/2007 1:30:28 PM PST by relictele
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He hopped and flew. Lovely. How’s come he didn’t land on that empty head of his?


8 posted on 11/14/2007 1:30:59 PM PST by trimom
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Gravity - it’s the law.


9 posted on 11/14/2007 1:31:31 PM PST by Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus (Conservatives - Freedom WITH responsibility; Libertarians - Freedom FROM responsibility)
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Hill, 24, said it was the excitement about seeing his father, Carl Hill

Dad must be SOOOOOOOO proud.

10 posted on 11/14/2007 1:32:24 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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11 posted on 11/14/2007 1:32:25 PM PST by SmithL (I don't do Barf Alerts, you're old enough to read and decide for yourself)
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Nathaniel Hall was recovering from a broken arm and a broken leg he sustained in a three-story fall from an oak earlier this week,

I'd pay cash money to see a video of this ... I wonder if he bounced

13 posted on 11/14/2007 1:33:37 PM PST by tx_eggman ("Believing without loving turns the best of creeds into a weapon of oppression" Eugene Peterson)
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Does the university have the necessary building permits, etc? If so, where in hell are the guys with the chain saws? I bet the sound of a Husqvarna sputtering to life would end the protest post haste!


14 posted on 11/14/2007 1:33:39 PM PST by Don Carlos (No 8 Do.)
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Neath the spreading oaken tree the village idiot lay.
From lofty heights in the stupid tree, he doth flail away

Til with a dull thud he lands and abrupt his fall does end
With only broken limbs and teeth to mend

Alas, No Darwin Prize this day.

17 posted on 11/14/2007 1:37:59 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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weenie! Nothin to it!


18 posted on 11/14/2007 1:38:03 PM PST by RDTF ("Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear". Mark Twain)
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an injunction that carries a $1,000 fine, five days in jail or both if he goes back to the grove,

Looks like this should serve as motivation for the fruit to fall far from the tree...
19 posted on 11/14/2007 1:41:05 PM PST by philled ("CNBC?...You might as well be doing ham radio at that point."-- Dennis Miller)
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..."perhaps with a certain amount of luck and a great blessing of good fortune...Does anyone have a clip of the cretin testing the law of gravity?..hmmmm?

20 posted on 11/14/2007 1:41:40 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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Hold my joint and watch this...


21 posted on 11/14/2007 1:42:19 PM PST by magslinger (cranky right-winger)
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"I was excited and I hopped off and flew.""

Moron thinks he's a bird. Was he a student? What was his major, creative lunacy?

24 posted on 11/14/2007 1:53:38 PM PST by spunkets ("Freedom is about authority", Rudy Giuliani, gun grabber)
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I heard on the news about bags of feces and urine that have been falling out of those trees, but this is probably the largest one to fall yet...


25 posted on 11/14/2007 1:55:41 PM PST by Hegemony Cricket (You can't seriously tell me you think we need more laws, or that we don't already have too many.)
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Follow-up to: Berkeley Tree Sitter Falls
26 posted on 11/14/2007 2:01:30 PM PST by SmithL (I don't do Barf Alerts, you're old enough to read and decide for yourself)
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