[N. Theknow]

Neath the spreading oaken tree the village idiot lay.
From lofty heights in the stupid tree, he doth flail away

Til with a dull thud he lands and abrupt his fall does end
With only broken limbs and teeth to mend

Alas, No Darwin Prize this day.

[thulldud]

Til with a dull thud he lands

Hey! I was nowhere near there!

Honest!!

[techcor]

If a stoned hippie falls out of a tree during protest with a bunch of other hippies on acid, does he still make a dull thud?