[The Ghost of Rudy McRomney]

Triple that. I get a kick out of these ba$tards that try their best to write an article or column fair to smokers, but their rabid hatred is so great, they just can’t manage to do it. I’d rather they just kept their mouths shut.

[Madame Dufarge]

He and his wife run a teen alcohol/drug prevention group, so there's that whiff there.

Some of these groups are folding tobacco into the "addiction" lexicon.

Imagine that.