Posted on 11/11/2007 9:35:37 AM PST by Sig Sauer P220
Caption this picture of Slick & Shrill
If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with.
C’mon over here baby, daddy’s got sumptin fer ya. Oh dear lord, its yew. Dayummmm, git outa here yew witch. Who’d ya think ah wuz, Janet Reno?
Blind leading the blind?
Polar bears in a snow storm?
Okay, now I see the picture!!
BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Make sure the cameras are rolling. We’ll listerine our mouths out afterwards.”
Looks like she(?) had to tie him up.
Bill: (This is the only way I can get to her gold fillings).
Hillary: (This is the only way I can get to his gold fillings).
Hill, I know You dont make it with men anymore, but lets make us look normal anyway!
Hillary: “Pretend I’m the President and you’re Monica...”
Two posers.
eweeeeee where is the barf alert....I say in my best whiny voice
“Sittin’ thinkin’ sinkin’ drinkin
Wondering what I’d do when I’m through tonight
Smoking moping, maybe just hopin
Some little girl will pass on by
Don’t wanna be alone but I love my girl at home
I remember what she said
She said, “My, my, my don’t tell lies, keep fidelity in your head
My my my, don’t tell lies. When you’re done you should go to bed
Don’t say hi, like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead and you’re dead”
Sit up, fed up, low down go round
Down to the bar at the place I’m at
Sitting drinking, supereficially thinking
About the rinsed-out blonde on my left
Then I said, “hi” like a spider to a fly
Remebering what my little girl said
She was common, flirty, she looked about thirty
I would have run away but I was on my own
She told me later she’s a Liberal operator
She said she liked the way I held the microphone
I said my, my, like the spider to the fly
Jump right ahead in my web”
Hillary: “If you touch my lips I’ll kill you.”
Bill: “Don’t worry, but if you lean on me anymore, I’ll be crushed and you can kiss your quest for power good bye.”
Bill: 'Yeah, I know the feeling'.
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