Posted on 11/10/2007 4:37:47 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
(Nov. 10) - Kate Moss recently met British opposition party leader David Cameron at a charity fundraiser, whereupon she began complaining about some plumbing issues she was having in her home.
"So I went on like this, twittering on, and she turned around and said, 'God, you sound like a really useful guy, can I have your phone number?'" he told a British talk show, reports the Agence France-Presse.
"I went back to my table and said, 'The good news is, I met Kate Moss and she wanted my telephone number. The bad news is, I think she thinks I'm something to do with drainage.'"
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"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
That’s not unusual for Filipinas, who average 5 feet tall. Her White mother and aunt were tiny, though, too. My ex greatly resembles the actress Vanessa Hudgens, alarmingly so.
Kate is 33 and almost 5’6”
Kate and I are the same age. I’m 3 inches taller though. But I wouldn’t touch her after she’s got that Pete Doherty stink all over her. I prefer Asians or mixed race girls, anyhow. ;-)
I’d dare say some of those pics of her are over a decade old.
time to move on...
I know. :-(
I'm glad to know that.
LOL, if you two danced together, you would look like you were doing something naughty.
tomorrow’s a new day! how do you know it won’t be even better?
Good heavens, she wasn’t 3 feet tall !
Mmm, because it hasn’t been ? Not for over 4 years.
“listen, that woman looks like she’s about 15. if she’s an adult, she’s pretty scrawney, at least in that pic.”
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Kate Moss was rhetorically flogged in the nineties by all us Right-thinking people as being the embodiment of “heroin chic.” Her big break was as a teenage Ralph Lauren model in the early nineties where one and all got a good look at her hindquarters displayed on the sides of busses.
This dovetailed with the Calvin Klein scandalette of the sinister TV ads that made people think of gay kiddie porn and were lampooned in MTV’s “Beavis and Butthead.”
At around the same time Larry Clark’s ooky “Kids” came out, which was either a good cautionary tale against teen sex or a disgusting wallow in same (It did at least launch the career of Chloe Sevigny and Rosario Dawson).
Roughly contemporaneous to that; gloomy, emaciated pop-idol Fiona Apple launched her debut album which included a hideous video that, while it didn’t actually show much, artfully insinuated all manner of atrocities and (according to legend) inspired Courtney Love, of all people, to call her up and asked if she had been drugged or something.
Now I’m getting all nostalgic...
well, thanks, that way more information than I need from the era that put the “decade” in decadent.
Now she blows away Kate Moss in the hotness department.
Sheesh, that poor thing needs a Double Whopper with Cheese. Go large on the fries and Coke.
“well, thanks, that way more information than I need from the era that put the decade in decadent.”
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You didn’t wait for the punchline. Vote for Hillary in ‘08 and you can have the jolly Phat Daddy of that era back on his throne at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
“Les bon temps Roulez!”
arf! ;D
lol
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"Rosario Dawson"
Well, she's definitly built like a woman.
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