First Keyboard for Blonde Girls Created in Russia

Russia InfoCentre ^ | 1.11.2007

[azhenfud]

Went to a local shop and the young, blonde cashier rung up my order wrong the third time when another cashier - a brunette “helped” her finally get it right and said “Must be the hair color”. The blonde said “No it’s not - it’s natural..” The brunette and I almost ROTF.

[MARTIAL MONK]

I promise! I promise! I’ll clean my room an’ everything!

[durasell]

Wouldn’t you rather have a BB gun or pocket knife?

[Daffynition]

That’s why you use cream cheese silly!

[ItsOurTimeNow]

I always thought the 'DVD Rewinder' was a great gag gift

[MARTIAL MONK]

No! I want that! I promise I’ll feed it and take care of it everyday! I’ll clean up after it and take it for walks an’ show all my friends!

[durasell]

But, but the pocketknife has a built in magnifying glass and toothpick.

(funny how your tastes change as you get older, though not necessarily wiser).

[steelyourfaith]

Holy Toledo! That's quite a set of brains she's got there.

Yet another Polish singer loaded with "brains".

Click image to launch Ewa Sonnet's music video "Nie zatrzymasz mnie".

[Doogle]

..Blond on the right: "..look, there's a finger in the middle of this one"

[Erasmus]

I though I heard her say, “this mirror makes my nose look funny!”

[Daffynition]

Gimme s'more!

[Doogle]

*LOL*

[eastern]

LOL)))))))))))

[loungitude]

This should be the keyboard for liberals.
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That one comes with a scraper to get the white-out off of the screen.

[Santiago de la Vega]

Blonde jokes are as rude and racist as any other ethnic slur, but because it’s about white women, they think it’s OK.

Try making it a Black, Chinese, or Jewish keyboard and see how that plays.

[Arrowhead1952]

Email joke for the day:

Subject: Blonde Cookbook

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Monday:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper

Tuesday:
It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

Thursday:
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

Saturday:
Tom’s did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

Sunday:
Tom’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

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GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

[Beckwith]

Racist and sexist - - please report these guys to the University of Delaware. They need to be re-educated.

[SergeiRachmaninov]

Not only is she blonde, but she's also Polish.

Not guilty!

[JackDanielsOldNo7]

Why do blonde women wear hooped earrings?

So they can have somewhere to rest their ankles.

[Beowulf]