Rush Limbaugh Live Radio Thread. 10/10/07

[FaithintheRight]

I can’t believe Cal Thomas would co-author a book with Bob Beckel!

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

“That has to be photshopped. I can’t believe Cal would abuse a flag like that.”

Obviously a Chinese product, or it would have rejected Beckel off into a corner.

[Castigar]

“...is anyone watching the show ‘Caveman’?”

I saw the first episode...didn’t think much of it but there were one or two funny lines in it. “Keep your penis in your genus” comes to mind.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

There’s another headline on FR now saying the student in Cleveland shot five other students.

[acsrp38]

Julian who??

[THBlue50]

I’ll bet Rush is going to auction off the “letter” (from Reid to the pres. of Clear Channel) on E-Bay and give the proceeds to some armed forces organization.

[Eagle of Liberty]

The Mom Frost was driving. It was a one car accident.

Really? What did she hit?

[Fudd Fan]

I thought “the rise” went from the front middle of the waist, down under and up the middle of the backside - not just the crotch area. Am I understanding it right?

[Eagle of Liberty]

Speaking of Whoopie, did you hear this one?

Whoopi got the pleasure of introducing Speaker Pelosi, who she noted is the first woman speaker of the House who, somewhere along the way, managed to raise five children.

But Walters was still stuck on Mr. Pelosi, unfortunately for Mr. Pelosi. And this is where a little blushing turned to a Code Red alert, four-alarm fire.

Trying to shout over Whoopi and her other gabbing co-hosts and excited audience members, Barbara turned to Guest Pelosi and said she has heard Whoopi say before that she’d “do Paul Newman.”

“And I think she’d like to do your husband as well,” Walters deadpanned in that quintessential accent that made her the subject of late-night lampooning over the decades.

Of course, Whoopi being Whoopi, she couldn’t let that one go, which is where the speaker begins blushing.

Yes, Whoopi implicitly acknowledged, she’d like to do Mr. Pelosi - but she might take his wife while she’s at it. “I would do her as well. But we should wait on that because you’re still in office, I don’t want to cause a problem.”

[ChicagoConservative27]

Whoopie is bi?

[Fudd Fan]

They should change the name of that show to “The Gutter”

[Joisey]

"I’ll bet Rush is going to auction off the “letter” (from Reid to the pres. of Clear Channel) on E-Bay and give the proceeds to some armed forces organization."

No, it will be attached as Exhibit "A" to Levin's complaint.

[Fudd Fan]

it will be attached as Exhibit "A" to Levin's complaint.

THAT'S CORRECT!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I'm baaaaaack!

Is forty bucks for a tie cheap

It depends on the brand of course, but it does sound a little pricey for Men's Warehouse. But if it were a name brand designer then no.

[Clint N. Suhks]

I thought “the rise” went from the front middle of the waist, down under and up the middle of the backside

From the front it's the distance between the crotch seam and the waistband.

[Sir Hailstone]

There is only ONE tie in the world worth having - Ralph Marlin

[Sensei Ern]

Mike-hell Vick:

[sloop]

my plan for the letter
download, print and fill out an application for a grant from the national endowment for the arts

make 41 copies of the letter

make 41 copies of the nea application

remove the cottonelle (or charmin) from the holder and replace with the letter and copies

abuse some dulcolax

allow nature (aided by the dulcolax) to take its course

seal each letter along with a copy of the nea application in a ziplock double zipper freezer bag

mail to all the signatories, reserving the originals for harry reid

a cover letter would probably be appropriate explaining that the enclosed is both art and a token of his esteem

[Sir Hailstone]

STOLEN!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Must be a new brand, I’m not familiar with it.