my plan for the letter
download, print and fill out an application for a grant from the national endowment for the arts
make 41 copies of the letter
make 41 copies of the nea application
remove the cottonelle (or charmin) from the holder and replace with the letter and copies
abuse some dulcolax
allow nature (aided by the dulcolax) to take its course
seal each letter along with a copy of the nea application in a ziplock double zipper freezer bag
mail to all the signatories, reserving the originals for harry reid
a cover letter would probably be appropriate explaining that the enclosed is both art and a token of his esteem
When Rush was talking about somebody saying "Matthews has a man-crush on Thompson", that probably comes from a Chris Wallace appearance on Howie Carr talking about then-MA Gov. Romney.
CW, much to his regret, said something like "Romney is a handsome guy, and I could see having a man-crush on him".
Wallace used to appear for a segment every Friday, promoting his Fox Sunday show, until Howie Carr overly played those comments in his show's opening, and coming back from commercials.