Posted on 09/30/2007 6:50:03 PM PDT by blam
Kiwi family arrives in Australia.
Son’s first day at school and the father say’s
“OK son what happened at school today”
“I topped the class at Math’s today”.
“Well son thats because your a New zealander”
Second day at school and the father say’s
“what happened at school today”
“I topped class in English”
“Well son thats because your a New zealander”.
Third day at school and the father say’s
“What happened at school today”
“We played mini Rugby and after the game we were in the shower’s and I noticed that I had a bigger wasser than all the other boys”
“Is that because I am a New zealander Dad”.
“No son” the father relied “that’s because your 27”.
...that’s because our sky is bigger than theirs...
yep...the tsunami wave flag!
Whew! I stand corrected and better informed. Thank you.
centurion316
I favor replacing the Union Jack with a hammer and sickle. How better to reflect what has happened to the most beautiful country in the world.
When New Zealand becomes a one-party state and exports Marxist doctrine, I'll let you know.
Tennessee Nana
Helen clark is a Socialist ijit...
The US Congress is Socialist controlled. It is quite on the cards that a Socialist/Communist will be the next US President, though of course not for the first time. But, we hope not. This person has publicly stated she will re-appropriate wealth if elected, like a good Communist does..... "Were going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
george76
That James Dignan flag is looking good. I could see the silver fern where the red stripe is, but you can "flag" the other wave one away.
InABunkerUnderSF
Actually the Ausie flag is more astronomically correct. And Ive always thought it appropriate that the Kiwi flag stars are red.
I don't think it was ever intended to be anything other than a stylised design. Something 'bout your flag ..... the red horizontal bars? .... can't put my finger on it.
naturalman1975
Interesting to read about the Anti-Transportation League flag. As far as current flags go, the New Zealand flag was gazetted in October 1869, predating the Australian (gazetted 1903, but not formalised until 1953 under the Menzies Government) and the Victorian State of Australia flags (instituted 1870, and gazetted November 1877).
Fred Nerks
OK, Fred, don't get me started on the two Aussies who got their shovels and took their passed on sea-faring friend out to sea to carry out his last wishes .....
: )
You North Islanders are all alike eh?
:)
(rolls eyes) (sigh)
Our silly prime minister — a tired old battery hen on her last legs in her third desperate term — is trying desperately to avoid that last trip to the Tegel factory.
Hanging on by with tired, sinewy talons onto the perches-of-power by sheer willpower.
Mostly gristle-and-bone-and-sparse-feathers by now, she might make a very nice — if parsimonious — KFC snack pack, particularly if you are a big fan large quantities of the eleven secret herbs and spices and didn’t mind being very “economical” with meat — too much protein is bad for you after all — and “KFC” actually means more than just “chicken”, as we all know: heck, even vegans can eat there!
However, if rendered down to bare essentials, maybe she’d make a tidy OXO cube or two... nope, Farmer Brown has her firmly in his sights, the truck is on its way, and desperate action is her only hope!
...no matter! She has a PLAN! A Cunning Plan! Let’s distract the voters, make them forget how little she has actually accomplished this past mandate, aside from making most of them very, very angry! But *what* to do??? Hmmm....
The Republic! That’s it! Certainly, by CHANGING THE FLAG and declaring a Republic, all of the “ticks” will be in the right boxes, and her place in History will be secured! Nevermind if there is no Mandate — what’s a “man-date” anyway, except something that she’s never had and would never want — the flag idea is PERFECT.
Desperate times require desperate measures, and time is running short! No, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE, and the clock is ticking...
Now... to launch this plan. Who will be most likely to listen, without interrupting? Hmmmm. Eureka! Tell it to a bunch of kids! That’s the ticket!
The chicken coop is nervous... a truck has just pulled into the drive. “Gidday, mate!” says Farmer Brown. “She’s just in ‘ere, along with the rest of ‘em...”
Crikey! ...it’s Now or NEVER!
++++
In the US, if you want to know what two terms of HillBilly will be like, you need look no further than NZ’s three terms of Helengrad. Guaranteed, Hillary is playing by the Helen play-book, chapter-and-verse. Heck, even the words than come out of her mouth sound spookily like Helen...
You have been warned.
> The New Zealand and the Australian flag are identical except for the color of their stars.
Old Seadog, surely you can count!
The Aussie Flag has two extra stars, and each star has more “points” on it that the NZ Flag.
One of the extra stars is even bigger than all the rest, and is immediately under the Union Jack...
But you knew that, ay. You were just tricking to see if us Young Seadogs would notice (grin!)
Cheers
*DieHard*
...hmmm...shovels...boats...
took a while but I finally got it!
Pro’ly ~ I’ll ‘eave ‘at one f’r the wordsmiths.
Yeah, yeah. Sure...I knew that. Eh, right.
Maybe we can finally get the Union Jack off of the Hawaii state flag while we're at it.
“Rugby World Cup 2008 - Go All Blacks!!”
Uh, the World Cup is every 4 years and they are playing right now. The AB’s will have to wait until 2011 to try and take it from the Springboks.
Now, about "incessant", a single instance of the charge of "hypocrisy" is sufficient given that so many out there intend it to be followed with the death penalty.
Capice?!
> I favor replacing the Union Jack with a hammer and sickle. How better to reflect what has happened to the most beautiful country in the world.
FRet not my FRiend! Helen’s race is run, her traipse across the World Stage is just about complete: soon she shall flit hence into the relative anonymity that is the fate of all our former-Prime-Ministers.
A tired and tiresome harridan, Helen screecheth forth into the vast seas of New Zealand humanity, berating the Heavens themselves, seeking — o, seeking! — something that might galvanize the Faithful to restore Helengrad to its former glory: and yet, whereas she was once greeted by AMEN ST HELEN! SO MOTE IT BE! SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE DONE!!! in unified response, from the chorus assembled there is now a deafening and embarrassed silence...
Fallen, fallen is Helengrad the Great!
Of Hammers-and-Sickles there is no need on our National Flag: the jaunty and defiant Union Jack shall continue to enjoy pride-of-place. The Communist-Lesbo-Feminist-Spartican-post-Industrialist-post-Capitalist-Proletariat-Intelligencia Eutopia so fondly dreamed of by some is to be no more: it has been weighed in the balances and found wanting!
Mene, Mene, Teco, Upharsin.
The writing is on the wall...
Scolding School-marms and Sufferagettes will soon be looking for alternative employment. Roll on the election!
That said, Hillary is probably looking for a Life Coach for WHEN not IF she takes over the White House. I am sure Helen has sent in her CV...
Beware! and be very afraid!!
Now, go away. Take your sheep with you too.
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