See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic moose
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Norwegian dentitist are seldojms named “Svenge” - it is a fictional najm from the movie The Exorcist (film)
pax Vobiscum!
“I would like to return this record, it is scratched.”
Minus two letter grades for not having the appropriate accented / umlauted / slashed through characters.
It’s a møøse!