[fieldmarshaldj]

"Hell, I just turned 60 and I'll volunteer to try to turn Lindsay Lohan away from the dark side!"

Unless you want to be introduced to the wonderful world of antibacterial and anti-herpes meds, you'd best stay away from Firecrotch.

[BillyBoy]

>> Unless you want to be introduced to the wonderful world of antibacterial and anti-herpes meds, you'd best stay away from Firecrotch. <<

LMAO! I thought Lindsey Lohan was a major hottie til she became a bleach-blonded, coke-snorting whore. What a difference between 18 and 21 for that girl. Sad, really.

BEFORE

AFTER

[Bender2]

Re my: "Hell, I just turned 60 and I'll volunteer to try to turn Lindsay Lohan away from the dark side!"

Your: Unless you want to be introduced to the wonderful world of antibacterial and anti-herpes meds, you'd best stay away from Firecrotch.

Gadzooks! You dirty minded so and so!

Lindsay, that... poor child!

My plan... was to gently talk her into seeing the light using the time tested 12 step process...

Eh... Hardy! Har har har!

Hell, even I cannot say that... with a straight face any more!

fieldmarshaldj, you will not say that to Bender2 again... You will not think that about Bender2 again

[Charles Martel]

Unless you want to be introduced to the wonderful world of antibacterial and anti-herpes meds, you'd best stay away from Firecrotch.

Hmm... does Goodyear make a steel-belted condom?