[Bender2]

Re my: "Hell, I just turned 60 and I'll volunteer to try to turn Lindsay Lohan away from the dark side!"

Your: Unless you want to be introduced to the wonderful world of antibacterial and anti-herpes meds, you'd best stay away from Firecrotch.

Gadzooks! You dirty minded so and so!

Lindsay, that... poor child!

My plan... was to gently talk her into seeing the light using the time tested 12 step process...

Eh... Hardy! Har har har!

Hell, even I cannot say that... with a straight face any more!

fieldmarshaldj, you will not say that to Bender2 again... You will not think that about Bender2 again

[fieldmarshaldj]

Did you hear Linds is going to be doing the 2nd sequel follow-up to Sally’s “Not Without My Daughter” and Terence & Philip’s “Not Without My Anus”... called, “Not Without My Penicillin.” Paris Hilton, of course, will be co-starring in this festive romp following the two young ladies through a night of West Hollywood partying.

I was thinking, y’know, back when she was a redhead, her collars and cuffs matched, but in that instance, it was the hair and skin in the equator that were of matching hues.

[TrueKnightGalahad]

I hope you would don a full biohazard suit before you 12-step her, lest her bodily, ummm, emanations tarnish your shiny metal *whatever* - just keeping your own best interests at heart. :-)