[TrueKnightGalahad]

I hope you would don a full biohazard suit before you 12-step her, lest her bodily, ummm, emanations tarnish your shiny metal *whatever* - just keeping your own best interests at heart. :-)

[Bender2]

Bender! Wake up, Bender. Some folks are here... to see ya.

Whew! My head... feels like a basketball filled with hot lead!

Whoa, Bender... You, Sally Field and Elaine Stitch really brought the house down last night!

Me, Sally Field and Elaine Stitch? What... did Sally do?

She showed her anti-war ass at the Emmy Awards... Fox even had to cut in and censor her.

What... did Elaine do?

Shot her mouth off, too... but she just looked senile.

Gadzooks! What... did I do?

About the same... but your ass was shiny and metal.

Boy... I must have been really drunk last night!

Oh my God! You... were like a horny old man.

Hummmmmmmmm... Guess I wasn't that drunk after all!

Whew! My head... feels like a basketball filled with hot lead!

You poor baby... Let me get you a beer!

Well, R2. See what happens... when you have a robot interacting with humans outside his original programming!

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[LYSandra]

I wouldn’t think Boniva makers would not appreciate her lipping off. When I heard this on the news today I wondered if her grand kids watched her. They muct be proud of g’ma! Guess she didn’t stop and think her grand kids may be watching-no one else was I would bet!!