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To: TrueKnightGalahad; NJRighty; 50sDad; Lee'sGhost; fieldmarshaldj; Millee; Allegra; carlr; ...
Bender! Wake up, Bender. Some folks are here... to see ya.

Whew! My head... feels like a basketball filled with hot lead!

Whoa, Bender... You, Sally Field and Elaine Stitch really brought the house down last night!

Me, Sally Field and Elaine Stitch? What... did Sally do?

She showed her anti-war ass at the Emmy Awards... Fox even had to cut in and censor her.

What... did Elaine do?

Shot her mouth off, too... but she just looked senile.

Gadzooks! What... did I do?

About the same... but your ass was shiny and metal.

Boy... I must have been really drunk last night!

Oh my God! You... were like a horny old man.

Hummmmmmmmm... Guess I wasn't that drunk after all!

Whew! My head... feels like a basketball filled with hot lead!

You poor baby... Let me get you a beer!

Well, R2. See what happens... when you have a robot interacting with humans outside his original programming!

¸.·´¯)(¸.·)´¯) *øø¤º°°º¤ø,¸]=(¸,*øø¤º°°º¤ø,¸¸,;!¸.·´¯)*øø¤º°)(°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,])(¯´·.!... {Speak for yourself, C3. That Lindsay is a hottie. Besides, what could she give me-- Rust?}

110 posted on 09/17/2007 6:33:39 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Bender2

ROFL!!


133 posted on 09/17/2007 8:27:16 AM PDT by Palladin (Satan to Fidel: "Let me light your cigar.")
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