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Guns don't kill people; potato guns kill people.
1 posted on 09/04/2007 12:42:50 AM PDT by hawkeye101
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No, stupid people stuffing PVC-pipe-guns with explosive powder (gunpowder?) do.


2 posted on 09/04/2007 12:46:16 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: hawkeye101

You dont put powder into a potato gun, what was this guy thinking?


3 posted on 09/04/2007 12:47:04 AM PDT by Husker24
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One for the “hold muh beer” files


4 posted on 09/04/2007 12:48:22 AM PDT by - Smokestack Lightning (End the Anchor Baby Law. Build the fence. Bounties on illegals and employers.Deport Libs Moos RINOs.)
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Another one for Uncle Chuck!


5 posted on 09/04/2007 12:49:18 AM PDT by coydog (Keep Canada green - paint a Liberal!)
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Uhhh....when you put gunpowder instead of hairspray into a potato “gun” as a propellant, it’s no longer a spud launcher but a pipe bomb.


7 posted on 09/04/2007 12:50:55 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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They can be hazardous.
9 posted on 09/04/2007 12:57:38 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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The National Potato Association spokesperson warned that Chinese-made potato guns might be .....


11 posted on 09/04/2007 1:27:49 AM PDT by GeronL (Fred Thompson '0?)
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Dink!


13 posted on 09/04/2007 2:23:02 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (What happens if you're frightened half to death........................twice?)
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When potato guns are outlawed, only outlaws wuill have potato guns.


14 posted on 09/04/2007 2:32:27 AM PDT by TheMole
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"Let the Chips fall where they may."

Signed...Spud Dud

15 posted on 09/04/2007 3:06:05 AM PDT by A_Tradition_Continues (THE NEXT GENERATION CONSERVATIVE)
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He definitely should NOT have tried to super-size that.


16 posted on 09/04/2007 3:44:03 AM PDT by mkjessup (Jan 20, 2009 - "We Don't Know. Where Rudy Went. Just Glad He's Not. The President. Burma Shave.")
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Anybody else see the Al Qaeda guy in Iraq firing the hand held mortar? Fire one, Allahu Akhbar. Fire two, BOOM! No more terrorist. The potato gun guy probably never saw it. Maybe he would have thunk twice. Then again, maybe not.


17 posted on 09/04/2007 3:44:50 AM PDT by CalvaryJohn (What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
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A potato gun stuffed with explosive powder ignited and erupted, killing a Hull man on Friday night.

No word on the potato's condition, however.

22 posted on 09/04/2007 5:07:41 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (As heard on the Amish Radio Network! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1675029/posts)
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No-where in the potatoe-gun manual does it say use gun powder in your potato-gun!


25 posted on 09/04/2007 5:29:52 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Well, on the plus side, they’ll have plenty of mashed potatoes for dinner.


26 posted on 09/04/2007 5:33:18 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
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God rest his soul. He didn’t do something evil; he did something stupid.


27 posted on 09/04/2007 6:32:47 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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Supposed to use hair spray, not gun powder. What a moron.


28 posted on 09/04/2007 6:36:20 AM PDT by Scotsman will be Free (11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)
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29 posted on 09/04/2007 6:39:46 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Ted " The Head" Kennedy is the reason for global warming.)
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I cannot believe this headline didn’t have something to do with a member of my family.


30 posted on 09/04/2007 6:42:06 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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"It's just been real blurry today," said Betty Meerdink, Ryan's grandmother.

Hmmm, maybe in addition to playing with the potato gun, the family was hitting their stock of home-made whisky?

34 posted on 09/04/2007 7:00:23 AM PDT by Sicon
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