Catastrophism Ping.
Were all going to die!!!!!! Soon.
It’s a catsasstrophy in the making. Bush should order a pre-emptive strike on Jupiter. I never did trust those Jovians. Something about those three eyes looking at me I never did trust.
Obviously we need a global initiative (funded by a tax on American obesity) to mount a program to develop the technology to blast Jupiter to smithereens before our planet can be decimated by a huge comet impact.
If we don’t start acting NOW, it will be too late.