To: dan1123
From the late great Red Foxx:
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
The pickpocket snatches watches.
90 posted on
08/22/2007 3:12:58 PM PDT by
Petronski
(Why would Romney lie about Ronald Reagan's record?)
To: Petronski
Good one.
And what’s the difference between a Ritz Cracker and a lesbian?
One’s a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker.
(wait, can I say that here?)
To: Petronski
96 posted on
08/22/2007 3:20:32 PM PDT by
dirtbiker
(I tried to see things from the liberal point-of-view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$...)
To: Petronski
True.
My company, which is 131 years old, perforates metal.
Our founder invented the perforating press.
I frequently have to explain the ‘hole’ story.
101 posted on
08/22/2007 3:24:11 PM PDT by
Erik Latranyi
(The Democratic Party will not exist in a few years....we are watching history unfold before us.)
To: Petronski
115 posted on
08/22/2007 3:33:23 PM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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