[bert]

The lady kept bugging her husband to remind her which of the knights she was for in the jousting tournament.....

Her husband became quite Irate...”I told you five times... Sir Lancelot is in the Shiny Armour. Sir Percival is in the black armour and your hero Sir Slipcdck, The Chec, is in the mail “

[KenHorse]

A Chinese gentlemen visits his eye doctor and is told some bad news. "I'm sorry Mr Chen but you have cataracs".

Mr Chen replies, "No, I drive a Rincoln Continental."

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The really cute blonde is on the witness stand, testifying against her attacker. The DA questions her. "And Miss Smith, did the attacker have, to the best of your knowledge, a climax when he attacked you?".

The girl thought about it for a few seconds and answered "No sir. I think he had one of them Japanese Mazdas."