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My Life With Jenna Bush
SFGate ^
| 8/22/07
| Mark Morford
Posted on 08/22/2007 10:28:06 AM PDT by domeika
I got her trained just right. She brings me a steady supply of cold Bud Lights while I chill on the La-Z-Boy watching the Nationals game on the plasma. Here's a funny: After any home run, I'll down whatever's left of my beer and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name really, really slowly and blow it right in her face. "Oh my God that is so gross!" she squeals, and then totally cracks up and makes that funny snorting noise and goes to get us both another beer. Man, I love being married. Her hair smells like kitty litter and nachos and bad domestic wiretapping law....
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bds; bush; jenna; marriage
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To: domeika
Mark 'Metrosexual' Morford picks on girls.
"You're purty..."
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:49:51 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: domeika
Little Miss Morford is in the Ted Rall category (i.e., better to ignore).
As to this “article”: Y’know, I have NEVER liked it when folks pick on the kids of presidents (and other pols). When folks picked on Amy Carter and Chelsea Clinton, I thought it was low. Leave the Bush twins alone, little girl (Morford).
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:50:07 AM PDT
by
pogo101
To: Lee'sGhost
“”””Jenna is too classy to drink fairy piss like Bud Light”””””
Well I am offended.....just what the hell is wrong with budlight?
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:50:13 AM PDT
by
shbox
To: domeika
And he thinks this is funny? Sad!
Can you imagine the squeals and yowls from the left if a conservative had written this about Chelsea Clinton?
24
posted on
08/22/2007 10:51:57 AM PDT
by
GatorGirl
(Election 2008--It's all about the judges!!)
To: rabscuttle385
This scribbler betrays his contempt for all women with his homo-centric vision of how a real marriage is.
25
posted on
08/22/2007 10:52:02 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: TheBlueMax
The idea of Morford and any woman is a bit odd, but imagine the fun he could have with that lush Chelsea passed out in the back of his car.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:52:06 AM PDT
by
mak5
To: A CA Guy
I don’t thing he understands......this whole story sounds like my perfect fantasy date.
Jenna Bush bringing me BudLights. YEAH !!
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:53:08 AM PDT
by
shbox
To: domeika
28
posted on
08/22/2007 10:53:12 AM PDT
by
freekitty
(May the eagles long fly over our beautiful and free American sky.)
To: domeika
Morford gets more exposure on the FR than he deserves. I know, it’s like driving past a car wreck.
29
posted on
08/22/2007 10:53:51 AM PDT
by
Spok
To: mak5
I think, perhaps, that the former Governor of New Jersey might be more to M0rf0rd’s liking.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:54:01 AM PDT
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: shbox
It’s not beer. Has no taste. Too filling.
Other than that, nothing.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:55:15 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom! Non-Sequitur = Pee Wee Herman.)
To: domeika
That guy is psychotic over the Bush family. That’s not journalism, it’s some freaks fantasies playing out in a national paper.
Totally sick.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:55:43 AM PDT
by
avacado
To: shbox
I can see them in her apartment at school with the secret service in the room.
So while she is up she asks her boyfriend if he wants a beer.
Why not, if a guy goes to the frig and is a loving guy, doesn’t he try and keep his girl in mind and at least ask if she wants anything while he is up.... whoops, that didn’t come out right.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:55:48 AM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: domeika
Cinnamon Stillwell must be so proud of her coworkers some times.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:56:05 AM PDT
by
TChris
(Has anyone under Mitt Romney's leadership ever been worse off because he is Mormon?)
To: domeika
LOL, the author is a prancing fairy. It’s gay humor, leave it at that....;)
35
posted on
08/22/2007 10:57:18 AM PDT
by
ScreamingFist
(Annihilation - The result of underestimating your enemies. NRA)
To: Lee'sGhost
Busch's fault!
36
posted on
08/22/2007 10:57:47 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: domeika
Man, does this guy think he's funny?
This article is about as funny as a headache. There were also way too many gay and HIV references in the piece.
The author needs to get over his gay rage and teach some more yoga.
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posted on
08/22/2007 10:59:24 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
(More fun than a beer left in the freezer.)
To: Lee'sGhost
Well I usually drink BuschLight as everyday beer and save the BudLights for special occasions. Its topshelf for me. But of course, I have a pretty simple pallet. Fits my simple lifestyle.
On any given Saturday, while working in the yard, I drink them pretty much all day. I loose count. I never get drunk...just maintain. It would be senseless for me to drink those expensive microbrews like that. They are too thick. Some taste like tree bark and walnuts mixed in cold coffee.
I don’t care for those yankee beers...(what we call em)
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posted on
08/22/2007 11:01:24 AM PDT
by
shbox
To: shbox
He doesn’t want people to see a repost even if they never saw the first post!
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posted on
08/22/2007 11:02:21 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
To: domeika
Morford and the SFGate truly hit a new low with this dribble. I really hope enough decent people start complaining to them that they put a stop to this sh*t.
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posted on
08/22/2007 11:03:44 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
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