Posted on 06/27/2007 8:26:40 AM PDT by firehat
GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON
AMERICA’S LAMEST DUCK ©
by Norman Liebmann
Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.
Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.
Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)
George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.
DISORDER FROM OVER THE BORDER
In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.
It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.
There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.
Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.
Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.
From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.
The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.
Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.
Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.
Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.
Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.
It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.
We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.
and this …
Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]
George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.
It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.
Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.
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You're kidding, right? Your post made me laugh, thanks. Mixing your failure as a parent with the failure of a president to uphold the Constitution of the United States isn't much of an argument either. However, knowing boorish elistists know no shame, I'm not sure that your face would redden. To spare your fragile feelings from the opinions of mere commoners towards Bush, perhaps you should go over to the "Pray for Bush thread" where they'll better appreciate your delicate sensitivities.
Hate to leave this food fight. Have fun now, ya hear?
I guess it is easier to base your political concerns on skin hue rather than actions that the teacher unions and trial lawyers take.
Hey now... I post on the Pray for Bush thread, and I’m not a “Bush-Bot”. You don’t have to love the guy to pray for him and our country. (o:
I have to weigh in ,,, first off this thread is constructive and should continue.. all the good GW has done means absolutely nothing if we lose our nation and that is where we are headed, he gets no support from me because the government has zero credibility in regards to immigration, they’ve had 21 years since Teddy’s last amnesty and they haven’t begun to enforce any of the provisions there,,, My grandparents were all immigrants settling in NYC from various countries in Europe between 1890 and 1915 ,,, my wife is an immigrant , her parents are immigrants ,,, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST IMMIGRANTS ...
Not closing the southern border to allow ONLY orderly ingress/egress is an open invitation to terrorists,, for that reason alone I find his position schizophrenic at best, I have spent time in countries with high levels of corruption similar to Mexico; turning the US into Chihuahua del Norte is a nightmare , the NAU must be turned around ... Mexico needs to have a revolution , it’s overdue and in our lifetimes could put them on a path to equality with the US...
BUILD THE FENCE , ENFORCE THE PROVISIONS IN THE 1986 AMNESTY “con mucho gusto” , and after 5 years or so CALL ME BACK WITH YOUR IDEAS AND WE’LL TALK THEN ... NOT NOW... RIGHT NOW I’M UP TO MY ARMPITS IN ILLEGALS AND THEIR FILTH AND HATRED FOR AMERICA INCLUDING THEIR LAWBREAKING IN MY COMMUNITY...
Jorge go home!
Bush’s actions do make you wonder.
On the contrary Dane, it is you who ignored my post and responded with your typical race-baiting remark. Seeing as all you have done on this whole thread is accuse people of being Marxist, Stalinist, Bigots, or Prejudiced it would seem you are the one who is running thin on arguments.
Perhaps you should go back and re-read what I wrote to you...
Oh, and you DEFINITELY owe me an apology for your last post. If you are not willing to apologize then I am not interested in any sort of debate with you on this issue or any other. You are NOT worth my time...
I would not worry about what this poster thinks. This poster still thinks this is just a Republican forum.
sshh, don't tell him it is a conservative forum. It is still a big old secret.
You don’t have to love the guy to pray for him and our country. (o:
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We are all praying that the mud will be removed from his eyes and he will see clearly... we all feel betrayed and I for one see support of the NAU as qualifying for a LONG (lifetime) stint in a military prison... he clearly does not understand his responsibilities.
The current reality is a result of lax enforcement against employers, absconders, illegal laborers, visas violators, identity thieves and so on, as well as failure to secure the border. New legislation will not correct the problem, but will encourage the next ever-increasing wave of illegal aliens.
Do you honestly believe the border will be sealed this time? That employers will be prosecuted?
All the questions we have of the results of the 1986 amnesty will be repeated again in twenty years, except the alteration of the fabric of our society will not remediable. A conservative government will be replaced by socialism, with little chance of returning to any limited form, with a balkanized society which may one day demand secession. I don't want that for my grandchildren, and it's not too hard to see. Just look at the foreign flags waving on our streets by those who have broken our laws and are demanding rights they do not deserve.
Granting visas to those who have already overstayed their expirations or are ignoring deportation orders is unnecessary. Granting visas to those who have broken our immigration laws by sneaking in is also unnecessary. These new enforcement measures will never be implemented, as were the existing measures never fully implemented.
Our American nation, this great experiment, and its society is more important than simply "the economy". What is deemed "good for the economy" can be any possible type of measure, if it is simply a matter of looking at the bottom line, social cost to the nation be damned.
(You tagline is a hoot, by the way!)
I think it explains why otherwise very conservative senators have sided with Kennedy on a very unpopular bill. The illegal problem is only part of the rationale for the bill. The underlying need for comprehensive reform is the lack of taxpayers to support a failing social safety net.
Yep, I hear you, and I agree! This is ALL about the NAU and those who pretend it is not, are not very educated on the whole subject, IMO. It’s not surprising though — since when has our media, or our representatives been interested in reporting the truth? That the Reps and Dems are on the same side in this issue (politicians w/politicians in favor & Rep constituents w/Dem constituents against) just makes the facts that much clearer — our elected officials are NOT representing the people, they are truly out for their own agenda at this point.
As for those who claim the whole NAU thing is a conspiracy theory — the information is easy to find, and plain as day for those who wish to see... I will admit though it is easier to believe we are all a bunch of crazy bigoted loons than admit the truth at this point. Very sad, but true, and I think that is what we are witnessing here...
To suggest that he condones an “invasion” of this country, or that he does not care about its security is absurd.
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What do you call 10,000 people a day pouring over the border with the support of a hostile government that teaches that all of the SW US belongs to Mexico? I call it an invasion.
There you go again, LR, talking sense to Dane. You should know by now that the man is a provocateur who probably doesn’t care about old-fashioned concepts (for him at least) such as rule of law, morality, and justice.
And if you ever dare to call him on his BS, he’ll do what his kind does best - launch personal attacks and call people racists.
I’ll give you a real life understanding of the “problem”.
I had the unfortunate experience of working for a private correctional facility in a midwestern state. All inmates are from out of state, because “certain” states no longer have the ability to house the overwhelming deluge of third world illegals. Quite profitable.
When out of state inmates come in....it is a several day job to process and get them assigned to cells.....gang bangers here, rapists there......white supremeists need to go that way.....etc...
My favorite, as I had the wondeful job of strip searching incoming.....was that not a single one could understand English......”Drop your cloths and do the routine....”
.....”no comprehende”...
“OK...go to the back of the line and we’ll try again in 3 hours......”
“What ya need man?....just drop them and let’s get this done, you’re the 200th mexican to walk through today....so cut the crap.....”
“Yessir”.....
They play the victim quite well...
I will gladly trade my future Social Security benefits (if there will be any anyway) for a secure border/visa enforcement. The problem with justifying 20 Million newly-minted Americans (and their families) is that soon, they will also be demanding benefits from a system in which they have not invested.
You are exactly right that Social Security is a Ponzi scheme. But, you should also know that, true to the scheme, adding more numbers doesn't make the system stable. What happens if one adds, say, 15 Million immediate dependents? The entire system will collapse.
It cannot be saved by simply adding people who will, in turn, demand the system pays. It can only be made worse.
Can you imagine what our children’s Social Security/FICA withholdings will look like in 30 or so years? I hold no illusion that I will receive Social Security when I retire, and if this goes through to the end (being the creation of the NAU) who is to say there will even be a U.S. of A. much less a social security system to save???
You really believe that Bush is deliberately destroying America? Wow! Since he is the duly elected POTUS and impeachment seems an extremely remote possiblity, how would you attempt to stop him? Remember that threats on the President need to be reported to the Secret Service.
It looks like Bush Derangement Syndrome has infected Free Republic.
I would prefer to call it rhetoric, but if using the term makes you feel good, go right ahead.
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