Posted on 06/27/2007 8:26:40 AM PDT by firehat
GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON
AMERICA’S LAMEST DUCK ©
by Norman Liebmann
Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.
Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.
Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)
George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.
DISORDER FROM OVER THE BORDER
In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.
It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.
There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.
Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.
Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.
From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.
The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.
Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.
Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.
Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.
Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.
It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.
We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.
and this …
Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]
George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.
It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.
Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.
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That's because his masters are aliens from some galaxy far, far away. They tell him what to do. That's probably why you are confused.
As for Elian Gonzalez...
There is a HUGE difference between illegal aliens from around the world who are committing criminal acts on a daily basis, and a political refugee from Cuba.
If you are confusing these two issues (Political Refugees & straightforward Illegal Immigration) then that just proves that you have no clue what those of us who are criticizing Bush are speaking about...
He doesn't hat us Eliza.
Worse, he thinks we're stupid.
Make that STUPID.
“And it seems to you more evil than charlie manson.”
What’s your fetish with Charlie Manson? His enchanting eyes?
I happen to think that when millions of illegal alien criminals are STEALING American kids’ educations and healtcare, it’s extremely evil. It’s easy for a liberal to make the problem seem innocous by reducing the example to one pathetic toilet-cleaning person. Multiply that by 12,000 illegals and we all suffer, often in life-threatening ways.
It seems that all that matters to you is class envy, just like a classic Marxist.
Well, I now know you aren't interested in a serious discussion.
Thanks for the cut-and-paste and Michelle Malkin's personal opinion - which is just that: her personal opinion.
As far as the stats I notice two things:
(1) The Clinton administration had a success rate with fining violators of 9.0% while the Bush administration has had a rate of 17.4% - or almost double the Clinton rate.
(2) Employers' attorneys have gotten much wilier at evading legal liability for false IDs than they were during the Clinton administration, making it much harder to prosecute.
So predictable.
Wow... that’s quite interesting, really.
See, where I lived and worked among Illegal Immigrants (mostly Mexican - in west Denver), nary a soul celebrated the 4th of July, nor did they display a U.S. flag. On the contrary our neighborhood and part of the city was quite literally shut down for almost a week around Cinco de Mayo, and there were too many Mexican flags to count!
I had a discussion a few years back with one young man (in his late teens) during Cinco de Mayo, and when I asked them why, if they are here in the U.S., they are celebrating Mexican independence day, and they don’t celebrate the 4th of July he literally just stared at me, and couldn’t explain it. My co-worker (a LEGAL Mexican immigrant in her 50s) really let him have it. She said a bunch of stuff (Mostly in Spanish), and the jist of it was, you are HERE, not THERE, you should be thanking those who died for OUR independence in THIS country for the opportunities you have, instead of owing your allegiance to a country you no longer even live in...
In my experience, I have seen much more of the behavior displayed in Denver around the country, than what you are describing. Perhaps, it is a difference in the people who come to sanctuary cities vs. those who live elsewhere???
Actually the people who are stealing education are the teacher unions and entrenched govt. school beauacracy and the people stealing health care are the trial lawyers, but I guess to you those people are of the correct skin hue, while evil toilet cleaner Jose, is the scapegoat of your anger.
You’re wrong here.
There are many theoretically possible bases - all of which would be immediately rejected when they were actually brought before the proper authorities, except that now the petition is in furtherance of a military recruitment.
Illegals are illegals because they have no basis to file for residency. (Not because they didn't think to see a lawyer.)
An illegal will not pay a lawyer to file if he knows ahead of time that he has no chance. However, the military is now offering him that chance and the paperwork does have a value it did not previously have.
Dallas, and my experience is the same as yours. They’ll have picnics and stuff for the 4th, but only because they picnic all the time anyway. They don’t care about the meaning behind the day, nor do they care about Pearl Harbor or the Alamo (ha).
Most of us here in the real world don’t have servants. No offense, but you’re being every bit as paternalistic as el presidente.
GW, Sorry.
You would be entitled to question GW’s wisdom and political acumen on the issue of immigraion. But to suggest that he condones an “invasion” of this country, or that he does not care about its security is absurd.
Simply the truism that politicians tend to focus on issues that have reached a crisis point: in 2001 the problem uppermost on people's minds was terrorism, not illegal immigration.
Uh, I don't have servants either, and as for being "paternalistic", it is you who is calling for daddy govt. to punish those evil business owners who provide food and shelter and other beneficial goods and services.
Look in the mirror karl marx.
Your thoughtful and mature response is greatly appreciated. Since you feel so strongly, why don't you tell him personally.
It’s nice that you assume I voted Democrat in the last election, instead of facing the facts that the Democrats were able to rally more around their candidates more than the Republicans were... Blaming the loss on the ‘border bots’ is simply ridiculous.
You and I both know that the Congressional loss in 2006 had more to do with the media and people’s perception on the war in Iraq than immigration and ‘border bots’. If Bush had come out and shown that we DID find WMD, and countered more of the Democrat rhetoric in regards to the reasons we went to war (like the connection between Sadaam and Al Qaeda as proven by documents JVeritas translated), we could have KEPT the majority. I often wondered why if Bush was so strong on the WOT why he let the Dems keep repeating the same crap for the last 7 years?!?! Perhaps it was all a set-up? Bush did seem awful smug the day after the election last year, saying all sorts of stuff like “Well, the people have spoken...”. It really reeks of immaturity.
But, if you want to pretend that the last election had to do with immigration reform, then I guess you can do that...
As far as Bush ‘teaching me a lesson’??? That’s exactly what I was talking about when I referred to his possibly having a temper tantrum. If teaching “me” a lesson includes sacrificing our country to prove some point, then it just proves that he is being childlike.
It is possible to compromise without completely selling out and turning your back on what’s good for our country (as the immigration bill does).
I’m getting quite sick of all the name-calling frankly. Your comments to me sound exactly like the tripe that is being shouted at me from my representatives that supposedly stand for conservative principles. What is with you all???
You can go ahead and keep accusing me all you want of being a Democrat, and wanting a Democrat President, but I’m not buying it. There is no shame in demanding honor among our representatives, and demanding that they do not sell out their principles. Perhaps if people like YOU did so instead of excusing their actions we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place...
So business is above the law, eh. You must be a hit down at the Yacht Club.
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