There's a reason you should not cook bacon in the buff.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
LOL
Good evening, LonePalm
Thank you for that hint. Really, more a word of wisdom!
Bacon and fried chicken.