You have serious passive-aggressive issues. You should get help.
I hope no one takes a shot at you out there. There are a lot of nutcases.
He’s also probably never thought about the fact that his kind of behavior has possibly resulted in a number of deaths, ruined lives, and other disasters.
Yeah, I know. But I like being the way I am. My provocations are usually harmless. And they usually begin when someone follows way too close and honks. So I pay them back. But I act like a "clueless driver", eyes straight ahead, going slow, overly focused. Little do they know that I am intentionally driving them crazy. It can be fun. Try it!