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Laurie David: To Our Three Daughters ('Global Warming' for Kids from Limosine Liberals)
Yahoo! News ^ | May 12, 2007 | Laurie David

Posted on 05/14/2007 5:28:10 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

We hope that by the time you read this, the solutions to global warming will be well under way. You already know from living with us, how concerned we are about this problem. Sometimes, we go over board with our reactions to everyday annoyances like over -packaged products, leaving lights on in the room, taking too long a shower or leaving your chargers in the wall. We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears. But we do this because all of the things that we love and care about are at stake. We do this because we do not want the day to come when you ask us why we did not do more.

We want you to be able to enjoy snowy winters. We want you to be able to cool off between your sheets on summer nights. We want you to see the leaves change colors when they're supposed to. We want you to visit Yellowstone National Park and spot a bear. If you get a mosquito bite, we want it to itch, not carry a deadly disease. We don't want your generation to be the generation that is defined by mass species extinction. We want you to live in a world where we face the truth about our problems and do everything we can to solve them. We want you to grow up to be activists.

That's why we wrote our book, The Down-to-Earth Guide to Global Warming. It's for girls like you and yes, boys, too. The more people who understand global warming, the better chance we have at bringing about change -- change as individuals and change as a country. Change means accepting the fact that the way we are living is causing huge damage to our planet. Change means that once we accept that responsibility, doing everything in our power to correct our course. Change means hope, not despair. Once you understand global warming, you understand how much you can do to solve it. Time is of the essence...lets get started.

We love you so much,

Your mothers, Laurie David and Cambria Gordon


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KEYWORDS: abortion; agenda; algore; brainwashing; childabuse; climate; climatechange; environment; environmentalism; envirowackos; globalwarming; gorebullwarming; hollyweird; hollywood; homosexualagenda; inyourfaceimmorality; lauriedavid; lesbians; loonieleft; marxism; mentalillness; moonbats; proudperverts; treehuggers; weather
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To: wastedyears

Dodge now has it’s entry-level Caliber model with a 300 horsepower engine at around $21,000:

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/02/08/aye-carumba-dodge-unloads-the-300-hp-caliber-srt-4/


41 posted on 05/14/2007 5:45:12 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Nancy Pelosi: The Babbling Bolshevik Babushka from the City by the Bay.)
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To: Alouette

I’m embarrassed that I belong to the same species.


42 posted on 05/14/2007 5:45:28 PM PDT by groover (Tagline.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Given that bovines are purported to be big contributors of greenhouse gases, can I get carbon credits for eating this big, juicy slab of steak in front of me?

Hey, I could get into this global warming thing. *MUNCH*


43 posted on 05/14/2007 5:45:41 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Fred Thompson in '08, baby!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
"Your mothers, Laurie David and Cambria Gordon"

.

I can't quite put my finger on it,

Isn't there something ODD about this?

???????????????????

44 posted on 05/14/2007 5:47:34 PM PDT by holfen123
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Sometimes, we go over board with our reactions to everyday annoyances like over ... leaving your chargers in the wall.

I'm not sure I want to know what they refer to.

45 posted on 05/14/2007 5:47:55 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: BlackVeil

“We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears.”

Do they get emotional talking about the millions of unborn human beings slaughtered by abortion? Didn’t think so.


46 posted on 05/14/2007 5:48:50 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
We don't want your generation to be the generation that is defined by mass species extinction.

Nah, mass homosexuality will take care of that.
47 posted on 05/14/2007 5:49:23 PM PDT by keepitreal
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To: stop_fascism

I wonder if they get emotional about a near-infant having their skulls crushed and their brains and bodies sucked out.


48 posted on 05/14/2007 5:52:05 PM PDT by Carl LaFong ( Enough Is Too Much !)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Lesbian couple? Laurie David is married to Larry David of Seinfeld fame.


49 posted on 05/14/2007 5:52:14 PM PDT by Bob J (nks)
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To: Frank_2001

50 posted on 05/14/2007 5:53:52 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

She really sounds like she’d be a good friend of Sheryl Crow, doesn’t she? This:

” We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears”

Anybody have a good moonbat translator? Drowning polar bears??? Ummm..they can REALLY swim.


51 posted on 05/14/2007 5:54:34 PM PDT by Baladas
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Thank you, God, for giving me a mother with some dignity and some sense. Happy Mother’s Day (a little late) to OldTax-lady, ad multos annos!


52 posted on 05/14/2007 5:54:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Death is perishable. Faith is eternal.)
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To: Bob J
Sorry, I think you have the wrong Laurie David.

Your mothers,
Laurie David and Cambria Gordon
linky

53 posted on 05/14/2007 5:55:59 PM PDT by Hodar (With Rights, come Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: Doctor Raoul
I take it Larry gets to watch?

Larry's living his George Costanza fantasy.

54 posted on 05/14/2007 5:56:38 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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To: keepitreal

keepitreal,

You just hit the nail on the head.

With homosexuality taking over,

it means there is no continuation into the future for the human race.


55 posted on 05/14/2007 6:00:00 PM PDT by holfen123
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Image hosted by Photobucket.com thx, i think i'll go throwup my supper now...
56 posted on 05/14/2007 6:00:19 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
We want you to visit Yellowstone National Park and spot be eaten by a bear.

David and the other broad are co-authors of their silly global warming book. They're not a lesbian couple. The letter is addressed to each one's children, separately.

57 posted on 05/14/2007 6:03:17 PM PDT by Argus
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Lesbsbianism causes global warming.


58 posted on 05/14/2007 6:05:02 PM PDT by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Dodge now has it’s entry-level Caliber model with a 300 horsepower engine at around $21,000:

Now THAT is cool! A swipe at Subaru and Mitsubishi to be sure.

59 posted on 05/14/2007 6:05:41 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (ANWR would be supplying us today if the Democrats had voted for it in 1997)
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To: clyde asbury; 2ndDivisionVet
Even for boys? Golly!

Yes, their jump-boot-clad daughters will be in charge of beating the boys until they comply.

But seriesly, where's our projectile-vomiting alert? We need to have standards around here.

60 posted on 05/14/2007 6:06:37 PM PDT by lentulusgracchus ("Whatever." -- sinkspur)
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