Laurie David: To Our Three Daughters ('Global Warming' for Kids from Limosine Liberals)

Yahoo! News ^ | May 12, 2007 | Laurie David

[2ndDivisionVet]

Dodge now has it’s entry-level Caliber model with a 300 horsepower engine at around $21,000:

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/02/08/aye-carumba-dodge-unloads-the-300-hp-caliber-srt-4/

[groover]

I’m embarrassed that I belong to the same species.

[Viking2002]

Given that bovines are purported to be big contributors of greenhouse gases, can I get carbon credits for eating this big, juicy slab of steak in front of me?

Hey, I could get into this global warming thing. *MUNCH*

[holfen123]

"Your mothers, Laurie David and Cambria Gordon"

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I can't quite put my finger on it,

Isn't there something ODD about this?

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[Raycpa]

Sometimes, we go over board with our reactions to everyday annoyances like over ... leaving your chargers in the wall.

I'm not sure I want to know what they refer to.

[Frank_2001]

“We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears.”

Do they get emotional talking about the millions of unborn human beings slaughtered by abortion? Didn’t think so.

[keepitreal]

We don't want your generation to be the generation that is defined by mass species extinction.

Nah, mass homosexuality will take care of that.

[Carl LaFong]

I wonder if they get emotional about a near-infant having their skulls crushed and their brains and bodies sucked out.

[Bob J]

Lesbian couple? Laurie David is married to Larry David of Seinfeld fame.

[Raycpa]

[Baladas]

She really sounds like she’d be a good friend of Sheryl Crow, doesn’t she? This:

” We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears”

Anybody have a good moonbat translator? Drowning polar bears??? Ummm..they can REALLY swim.

[Tax-chick]

Thank you, God, for giving me a mother with some dignity and some sense. Happy Mother’s Day (a little late) to OldTax-lady, ad multos annos!

[Hodar]

Sorry, I think you have the wrong Laurie David.

Your mothers,
Laurie David and Cambria Gordon linky

[buccaneer81]

I take it Larry gets to watch?

Larry's living his George Costanza fantasy.

[holfen123]

keepitreal,

You just hit the nail on the head.

With homosexuality taking over,

it means there is no continuation into the future for the human race.

[Chode]

thx, i think i'll go throwup my supper now...

[Argus]

We want you to visit Yellowstone National Park and spot be eaten by a bear.

David and the other broad are co-authors of their silly global warming book. They're not a lesbian couple. The letter is addressed to each one's children, separately.

[gidget7]

Lesbsbianism causes global warming.

[VeniVidiVici]

Dodge now has it’s entry-level Caliber model with a 300 horsepower engine at around $21,000:

Now THAT is cool! A swipe at Subaru and Mitsubishi to be sure.

[lentulusgracchus]

Even for boys? Golly!

Yes, their jump-boot-clad daughters will be in charge of beating the boys until they comply.

But seriesly, where's our projectile-vomiting alert? We need to have standards around here.