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Sheryl Crow's Backstage List & Carbon Footprint (Hypocrisy From Toilet Paper Diva!!!)
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 23, 2007
Posted on 04/23/2007 8:49:06 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
When it comes to Sheryl Crow's touring requirements, if it's Tuesday, this must be Bombay. Gin that is. The rock star's performance contract includes specific day-to-day instructions on what kind of booze Sheryl needs in her dressing room (TSG has never seen such attention to detail in any other concert rider we've posted). For each show, Crow requires 12 bottles of Grolsch beer, 6 bottles of "local" beer, and a bottle each of "good Australian Cabernet" and "good Merlot." As for the harder stuff, promoters are directed to purchase specific booze depending on what day of the week the concert falls, as the below rider excerpt reveals. Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
TOPICS: Australia/New Zealand; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alcoholics; allireallywannadodo; alliwannadodo; anz; beer; biodiesel; cigarettes; crow; doasisaynotasido; globalwarming; goreworshiper; gw; hypocrite; onesheetpersheet; ridiculous; sexdrugsrockandroll; sherylcrow; smellinglasvegas
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
REAL Greenies don’t wipe at all.
81
posted on
04/23/2007 12:32:30 PM PDT
by
MikeHu
To: Salo
And she’s also thrifty, she uses the same tissue to wipe her face.
82
posted on
04/23/2007 12:34:43 PM PDT
by
chiefqc
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Folks you can not make this stuff up. Truth is stranger than fiction. The crazy liberals are a target rich environment. The more this kind of news about these nuts gets out, the nuttier they will seem to the general public.
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Eight (8) pairs of 100% black cotton athletic socks?
What the hell???
Maybe she is using them instead of two ply?
84
posted on
04/23/2007 12:50:13 PM PDT
by
vox_freedom
(John 16:2 yea, the hour come, that whosoever killeth you, will think that he doth a service to God)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
can’t they bring their own socks and soap?
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Wouldn't it be a hoot if all the bathrooms where the band members have access at the venue only had "rations" of toilet paper for each of the band members/crew!!
Let me see 12 band members... uhhh TWELVE SHEETS OF TOILET PAPER!!
If Sheryl would "raise a stink" about it it could be put on Drudge!
86
posted on
04/23/2007 1:14:16 PM PDT
by
missnry
(The truth will set you free!)
To: Hemingway's Ghost
That is just wrong. You’re having a Casper moment, Spook de Papa....
To: Calvin Locke
a caller said that "Of course Rove didn't want Sheryl Crow touching him. He saw her come out of the ladies room..."
LOL.... hey, I said it first!! Or at least I posted something to that effect the moment I saw the anecdote about Sheryl Crow and Laurie David (what a harridan tag-team) harassing Rove at that dinner.........
88
posted on
04/23/2007 2:04:38 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(Liefong, Fitzfong, Earlefong, Schumfong, Waxfong, Pelosifong.... see a pattern here?!?)
To: Always Right; 2ndDivisionVet; doug from upland
"Brown-hand girl".....
Now that could make for a good song on YouTube!! Sheryl Crow, my "brown-hand girl"........ no wonder Karl Rove didn't want that skank touching him!!
89
posted on
04/23/2007 2:07:56 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(Liefong, Fitzfong, Earlefong, Schumfong, Waxfong, Pelosifong.... see a pattern here?!?)
To: 2ndDivisionVet; Millee; carlr; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; ontap; StephenTX; wallcrawlr; Auntbee; ...
Here are some random thoughts...
on Sheryl Crow's call to arms... Eh... Call to bottoms... Eh... She wants us all to only use one square of toilet paper per sitting.
After Sheryl Crow got man to use only 1 square of toilet paper per sitting... our rise to the top of the food chain was assured!
Call Sheryl... and ask if this qualifies for 1 square of toiler paper?
And Sheryl Crow wins... only one of tonight's Fickle Fingers!
Remember, Beaver... only 1 square per sitting!
Hey! Sheryl didn't say a damned thing... about dog food!
Mes'a no needs toilet paper... The Force gave mes'a this long tongue!
I have my 1 square here... and I believe it is peace in our time!
Could you move, Jack, old man... I must use my 1 square of toilet paper.
Emily, I dreamed I lived in Vermont... and I only used 1 square of toilet paper per sitting!
I remember the good old days... when we only used one corn cob per sitting...
Use more than 1 square of toilet paper per sitting... and we'll kill this dog!
90
posted on
04/23/2007 2:15:10 PM PDT
by
Bender2
(A 'Good Yankee' comes down to Texas, then goes back north. A 'Damn Yankee' stays... Damn it!)
To: Tamar1973
I read one article eons ago. Forget the band, but they had to have a specific brand/model of grand piano. "One stinkin' note they played the whole concert on it..." was the complaint by the guy that had to track it down, rent it, etc.
At then there was Alice Cooper's demand: One case of Budweiser in the hotel room.
To: Calvin Locke
I’m not surprised. These bands have to one-up each other with their crazy “read this contract or else” demands. From “no brown M&M’s” it just skyrockets into the ludicrous.
92
posted on
04/23/2007 2:19:08 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/))
To: 2ndDivisionVet
LOL...that list of booze explains her behavior doesn’t it? Liquid-courage/liquid-stupid
93
posted on
04/23/2007 2:21:54 PM PDT
by
TheBethsterNH
(...in Northern Massachusetts, formerly known as New Hampshire.)
To: Enchante
When I read about Rove and the "harridans" touching, I figured Rove read the same rumors/stories I did about Sheryl Crow, and couldn't blame him.
When I heard Drudge last night going on about single piece, I thought of the Scifi series "Lexx", myself.
There's an NRO piece, er, story, about "they said" v. "eyewitnesses saw". Funny how the shrews neglected to mention continually poking Rove in the chest in the blog entry.
Rove should have told them "Talk to the hand. It's okay. Really. I use more than a single sheet."
To: 2ndDivisionVet
OMG! When someone shows herself to be so incredibly stupid, shouldn’t the media and all of us, laugh and dismiss her for what she is? She should only receive mockery and derision. Anything other than that is a big shame on us!
To: GOPJ
Her comments are so bizarre she deserves a new term: Lib-o-crite.
96
posted on
04/23/2007 2:35:17 PM PDT
by
Justa
(Politically Correct is morally wrong.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Maybe she is using all that booze to wash out her tush.
97
posted on
04/23/2007 2:36:29 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: picard
The Poop Police: Counting squares because we are full of it...
98
posted on
04/23/2007 2:43:01 PM PDT
by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
99
posted on
04/23/2007 2:45:32 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: Enchante
They showed up with Dowd so this was a setup from weeks ago. What a trio of over the hill nitwits.
Pray for W and Our Troops
100
posted on
04/23/2007 2:47:32 PM PDT
by
bray
(The Surge is Working against both Enemies of America)
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